A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").
by Winston Smith May 13, 2005
Get the Carpet Munching mug.the position where a dog cat or other household pet lays down and puts its head down in-between its own paws.
My dog Duke was menching on the floor this morning it made me want to stay home with him instead of going to work because it was so cute.
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by c.p.k August 27, 2009
Get the carpet munching sewer skank mug.1. A person who stays at work longer than neccassary to suck up as much pay time as possible.
2. A person who stays at work to suck up as much overtime as possible.
2. A person who stays at work to suck up as much overtime as possible.
John is clock munching, he finished his work a half hour ago but has not clocked out yet.
John has clock munched for 24 hrs strait and refuses to go home to his family.
John has clock munched for 24 hrs strait and refuses to go home to his family.
by Lawdawg 50 March 6, 2008
Get the Clock Munching mug.Its when one licks or eats the anal juices out of another persons anus.You can also suck the juices out with a straw.
anal mugumbo munching is when a person likes or sucks the anal juices out of ones anus in a sexual fashion.
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usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.
usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.
wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.
i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.
i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.
by TheQueenOfGhetto June 23, 2009
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