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masterbaconing

The act of one pleasuring themselves in a sexual manner while viewing Kevin Bacon's various cinematic performances or just looking at a photograph of him, or even just thinking about him. Usually this involves popcorn due to the cinematic nature of the pleasuring. Some people find themselves attracted to Kevin Bacon, while others find him somewhat creepy and repulsive. Kevin Bacon can be viewed however you would like to view him; either while masterbaconing or while pretending to gag yourself in disgust. Often after masterbaconing one will start playing the game The Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.
I went over to Susie's house yesterday after school, the movie Wild Things was on and it was the shower scene with Kevin Bacon, and she was totally masterbaconing.
by m95m January 27, 2012
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masterbait

a particular lure used in the sport of fishing that has a superior quality above others with its class.
ie. to use such a lure
I better win now, I've been masterbaiting all day long!!!!
by Genius February 27, 2004
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masterbathing

The act of bathing thoroughly and for a lenghty period of time.
If you are in the shower for more than 45 minutes, you are masterbathing.
by CaptainOJ June 10, 2007
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masterbate

the act of pleasuring ones self, usually while shouting obscenities such as "God yes" or "Get down"
"Everyone likes a good masterbate."
by Greg Satin January 15, 2003
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Masterbade

To touch or rub your own sexual organs for sexual pleasure.
Oh my God don't masterbade in the kitchen.
by Mr.Dyke May 30, 2018
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Masterbatheing

To jerk off in the bathtub. It only counts if you come in the bath water and continue bathing afterwards.
"Were you masterbatheing this morning when I came over?" "Yeah, and I've been skeeving all day from swimming in my own stew from."
by Smith Jerrod December 4, 2012
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Masterbae

Term used to describe you dominant hand as your significant other. The masterbae will never leave you.
Guy 1: Man, I'm sorry Gina left you.
Guy2: It's OK, I still have the masterbae.
by Tibber April 29, 2015
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