marumpkin

Smoking marijuana while getting a blowjob while taking a shit. Similar to a crumpkin.

Dude, I got so bored smoking weed with my girl that when I took a shit she gave me a marumpkin.

by dmh1314 November 3, 2009

Markulate

To laugh in excessively like a hick

Mark had to markulate after he saw andrew eat a live moth.

by mrjustin2012 October 23, 2013

Markus Vanderlinde

A simp. He/she respects women and always does what they ask. Even if women are wrong he always agrees with them. He buys women close then gets capped with the "Thank you bro" when he's trying to get out of the friend zone.

Markus Vanderlinde just bought that girl a hoodie and she said "thank you bro", apparently he's been trying to smash for years but he's still a Virgin and a major SIMP.

by TheDefinitionOfHugeCocks May 4, 2020

Markus Ådnanes

A very hot boi. Stronk. He is gamer. yes. He may be abit too chonky but it ok.

Look a Markus Ådnanes

by OliveSeal March 10, 2021

Marium

Literally the most kindest and most amazing legend in existence. They are full of humility and can usually be found curing sick children. People strive to be at their level of greatness but are never able to do so. If you find a Marium make sure to stick close cause they'll drastically improve your life.

Hey is that a Legend over there?
Nah man don't be silly, thats a MARIUM

by thegoatbeast November 30, 2021

Markuschew

Markus chew is a word which means Markus ate but in reality Markus didn’t eat, they also scared of Ashley tisdale

Hey didn’t markuschew today?
Girl beffr-ochtix

by Cocktix January 3, 2023

Markusigs

tas nozime ka tu esi loti Markusa stila

“Markuss pipe malbro gold”
“ja vins ir loti markusigs”

by tjz maza January 29, 2023