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Maryland Seedling

Those annoying cunts who buy a ton of expensive shit to represent their state but end up looking like total dousche bags. Occurs most often in Maryland.
Ben: that Will is such a Maryland Seedling and it pisses me off
Will: Fuck off Ben
by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017
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Maryland Tuxedo

He went to the Orioles game dressed in his Maryland Tuxedo.
by baltimor0n September 3, 2018
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Maryland Tuxedo Jacket

I spilled Natty Boh on my Maryland tuxedo jacket when we were at the jousting tournament.
by baltimor0n September 19, 2018
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Maryland

Maryland is the 7th state in the United States Of America it belongs on the east coast neighboring states like Delaware, Pennsylvania,Virginia, And West Virginia.

The Capital Of Maryland Is Annapolis.
It’s famous city is Baltimore.
As of 2020 Larry Logan Is The Governor Of Maryland
Andrew: Alright Our Next State To Visit Is Maryland.

Micheal: I heard Maryland is famous for their crabs I can’t wait to try them
by Some Random Guy From Maryland November 12, 2020
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Maryland Toast

Fancy hipster bread exclusivly served with a big ass soft shell crab from E.A.R.L. in Honolulu, Hawaii, aka the "tummy slappah."
Bruh, that Maryland Toast soft shell crab sandwich is onolicious.
by Jiggysquares December 17, 2020
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Maryland Grim Reapers

A notorious group of teenagers, whose main objective is to get money & fuck hoes. Anybody who dissed or slanders the state of Maryland the Grim Reapers will come and confront them.
“Aye bro I’m telling you the Maryland Grim Reapers are coming & it won’t be good.
by Symaya Hernandez October 16, 2022
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Maryland Crab Mallet

When your significant other is on her menstrual cycle, you turn her sideways and make a fist. You slide 4 fingers in her love tunnel and jam your thumb in her anus. You bring her to orgasm and your hand looks like it’s covered in Old Bay and crab mustard when you pull it out.
She was on her period and I wanted crabs, so I gave her the Maryland Crab Mallet.
by LowMansLyric469 June 5, 2023
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