Lainie

Rare form of an amazing woman. Directly related to Baby Jesus. When described by peers, all of which are of less greatness could be heard of as 'She pisses nothing but greatness.'

If I could be anyone in the world I'd wish I was Lainie, she's phenomenal.

by lebanondizzle December 30, 2009

Luigi

Luigi is generally viewed as the lesser known of the Mario Brothers who occasionally makes a cameo appearance in Mario games and rarely stars in games himself. Luigi often serves as the second player character in Mario games. However, this is not because Luigi is less capable or less popular. It is because Luigi has got more important shit to do than save his brother from turtles and dragons all the time. In fact, these is some question as to whether Mario's "enemies" actually exist or if Mario is just on a perminant acid trip. Luigi only appears in Mario games after Mario dies because Luigi is only there to bail Mario's ass out of difficult situations. Luigi actually served 10 years as a green beret in the United States Army (thus the green hat) and is capable of beating the living shit out of Mario or his foes at any given moment, but likes to see his brother sweat a little. The reason that Luigi's army status is not widely known is because most of his work has been classified, but Luigi has actually ben credited with the such infamous feats as the asination Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria, thus beginning WWII.

-Hey, who do you think would win in a fight between Luigi and Vin Diesel?

-I don't know thats too tough to answer, but the one thing we do know is that they could both kick the shit out of that pussy Mario.

by Steve-o 1234321 October 9, 2006

luigi

Player 2 in Mario Bros. Has since then gotten more and more personality, while Mario seems to have none.

"Dude, Luigi should get to be in the spotlight more! He's taller and can jump higher!"

by Fredde September 7, 2004

Luigi

Always within his older brothers shadow, Luigi is always "Player #2." He likes long walks on the beach, his hat hand washed, and brutally murdering mutant turtle dragons. He'd do anything to get into the spotlight for just once.

"It's-a me, a-Luigiiiiiii!!!!!"

by Kooper113 August 30, 2003

Luigi

He's a mean green fighting machine. Mario's younger and under-rated brother. Everyone thinks he's cooler than mario. He jumps higher, he's not a fatass, He sucks up ghosts with his trusty dusty polturgust 3000. All Mario can do is run a bit faster. What good is that? He's a fatass too because he's been eating too many pizzas.

"Omigosh Mario is soooo coooool!"
"Fuck Mario! He had to be rescued by his brother TWICE. What the fuck has he done for him?"
"You're right... Omigosh Luigi is soooo coooool!"

*Mario gets captured* "Help me Luigi!"
"Fuck-a-you You piece of-a-shit you a-deserve it. I'm not a-saving your ass again."

by Luigi June 19, 2006

lunicide

The act of killing a moon

The glare was really bugging me, so I committed lunicide

by joeleybear February 21, 2007

Lainie

An unconventional name for an unconventional girl. The girl with this name is crazy, silly, sexy and fun to be around. A brunette. Definitely not monogamous.

Lainie is crazy - she knows how to have a good time!

by DDLovesLainie April 22, 2008