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loaster

A device used to enhance feminine decollatage. Originally from Sweden and a favorite among celebrities, including Jennifer Lopez when she wore her infamous green scarf-dress, the loaster was introduced to a wider audience on an episode of Oprah's Favorite Things. One audience member had to be hosipitalized in the ensuing frenzy. The loaster is manufactured by Promessa Organic using a patented microfiber inspired by the silk of the Hobo spider Tegenaria agrestis.
"I have been saving up for a loaster for months! Prom's coming up and these boobies need to look their best!"
by Albatrossaurus May 15, 2009
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lasterbation

1. Being the last person to perform in the act of masterbation amongst a group of others. 2. Last minute masterbation. 3. Last time masterbating in one's life. 4. Name of scale to determine how long one is capable of masterbating.
Tom likes watching others pleasure themselves before he sneaks in some lasterbation. Fasterbation
by CorpseSaladTime July 29, 2014
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Braeden Lemasters

a really hot white boy who plays trevor askill in the series t@gged and is a lead singer and plays guitar in the bad wallows. if you stan wallows, he's probably your favorite.
wow, no wonder everyone is obsessed with Braeden lemasters
by lydianightlovebot May 27, 2019
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lastergo

refers to anytime prior to the present moment.
i went to the beach lastergo.
by phresh1031 October 24, 2009
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lester

The act of buying and eating food on your way home only for yourself, and even finishing it in your car in the driveway, in order to get back at your wife for never cooking for you. It is not known for sure if Lester did this out of spite, or only necessity.

In modern dialect, it is normally used with full disclosure. For instance, if nobody will be home, or your wife has already eaten. In this case, you would just tell them "I will just Lester something" or she will tell you "You may want to just Lester something."
My wife never cooks dinner, or she only makes dinner for her and the kids before I get home and it's all gone, so I will just Lester something on the way home.
by rcadeace August 25, 2016
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Lasterfuck

The time before when your shit got fucked up (as opposed to this time when your shit is currently fucked up).
"No, that was lasterfuck, this time I actually caught a charge" ...dick cop
by anonymous October 30, 2016
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Mo-Lester

The mo-lester is a fascinating creature. The mo-lesters father is usually involved with being a nonce however this is wrong as he is actually a nonce not involved with them. This creature is training to be a predator himself.
Oh no there is a mo-lester in that van.
by J4k32006 April 16, 2020
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