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Ketty

Derived from the word ketamine, can now be used to define something hyped or rave-like. For example, ketty music is drum and bass, techno etc., a ketty scenario is energetic or pumped up. No longer directly means the drug itself, but the feeling you get from it.
by Hausparty100 July 3, 2017
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Kettering

A middle class suburban town where everyone under the age of 22 is either a arrogant prick or a wannabe roadman who can only get their hands on lemons but who think they are hard because they know all the words to one Stormzy song.
person;
middle class white teenagers from Kettering; oi bruv, me and my man'dem are the hardest boyz alive. we'll beat you up if you come to my endz
person; oh no i'm to scared to set foot in north Hampshire because the Kettering boyz will get me.
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Kettle Purse

A Kettle-Purse is the KettleBell used in Crossfit.

Crossfit is a type of exercise system like p90x or zumba dance, but Crossfit has become the laughing-stock of the entire internet, in large part because they often follow a now debunked Paleo Diet. (Put "CROSSFIT FAIL" in Google to See this embarassing fitness group.)

Cross-Fit uses a variety of poor 'fitness' techniques that range from the useless to the dangerous to silly, effeminate, and totally ridiculous. One type of exercise in Crossfit involves swinging an iron weight which is shaped like a 'hanging ball' with a loop handle on it. Crossfitters call this a kettlebell from the russian, but now the whole rest of the fitness world is calling this thing a KETTLE-PURSE because it looks like crossfit guys are carrying a tiny feminine woman's Purse.

Crossfit has now made it look like men are exercising while holding a little ladies purse. " KETTLEPURSE "
- "Oh, god, not another Crossfit class." -- "How can you tell it's Crossfit?" - "Because all the guys are carrying their KettlePurses, and also because of the paleo diet body odor."

- Grok signed up for Crossfit, he thought he was exercising like a caveman, but little did he know, to the public he looked like an unfit guy swinging a little woman's kettle purse. And his paleolithic grok logo looks like a caveman who is wearing a Skirt."

- "Instead of using a barbell, crossfit men use a little weight called a KettlePurse, making them look more like a Dumbbell."

- "The KettlePurse ... like it's already-debunked paleo diet, yet another Crossfit Fitness Failure."

- Nobody builds muscle from Planking, much less butterfly pullups, or swinging around a girly kettle-purse, making Crossfit now the embarassment of the exercise world.
by Review Committee October 23, 2012
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Ma and Pa Kettle

An elderly couple that frustrates tailing automobiles by driving extremely carefully or slow, typically in an unpassable situation. Also can be used in the singular, regarding only "Ma" or "Pa" or similar old fart, depending on the gender of said driver.
I was making good time on that off-road until I ran into Ma and Pa Kettle going frickin' 25 mph.
by The Fish August 7, 2006
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kettle shitter

an aquired art which one must learn, when you squat over a kettle and excrete as much as you can in the ketle. then once you have done this you then boil it so that the shit then evaporates in to the walls of the room that you did it in.
ah man last night i totally saw the kettle shitter in our laundry room.....
by The phantom shitter boiler April 29, 2010
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Kettner

A kind and caring person who is liked by many and has no trouble making friends or winning over girls.
by Just some kids having fun August 20, 2019
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Tea Kettling

A drinking party game in which the host fills up a standard tea kettle with his or her choice of liquor. Holding the tea kettle gives you the power to force anyone to get on their knees and drink a shot from the tea kettle. Holding the tea kettle in a sexual suggestive pose is preferred, but not mandatory.

Also called "kettling" by people in a hurry.
Balthazar: Tea kettle! Get on your knees!
Agnes: My goodness! I'm totally getting tea kettled!
Laszlo: Hey everybody, Bathlazar is tea kettling Agnes!
Everybody: This entertains us!
by B@lth@z@r January 18, 2011
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