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Kentucky vasectomy

The practice of shooting a 12 Guage shotgun (or any other high power long gun) with the buttstock held against the penis and scrotum. The recoil thru the gun travels to the buttstock thus smashing the male genitals.

**Not an approved method of birth control**
Cletus is an impoverished hillbilly in West Virginia. His wife Hazel has given birth to 6 kids. While Cletus was duck hunting, he pressed the stock of his 12 Guage to his nuts and gave himself the Kentucky vasectomy. Unfortunately Hazel is now pregnant with child 7. Cletus is left with a sore and bruised sac.
by M_Dubz152 June 27, 2023
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three knuckle swirl

Mid-coitus, getting your finger, generally the middle one, three knuckles deep in her ass and giving a little spin, or "swirl."

Usually done as a complete surprise.
"I gave her the old three knuckle swirl, she fucking loved it!"

"I tried the three knuckle swirl on her, she wasn't having it."
by swirler August 8, 2009
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Tuckin Knuckles

Knuckle tuckin - the art of finger banging . Finger bang
Rhianna doesn't have sex on the first date. But she's down for some tuckin knuckles !"
by Lets Get Ill November 27, 2016
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Splooge Knuckle

The act of masturbating and cumming on your knuckles and then punching someone in the face.
Trudeau really pissed me off so I gave him a splooge knuckle.
by Jpow September 14, 2018
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Kentucky Tornado

You fuck a girl on a rotating stool. As you're about to cum, you pull out, spin her around, and shoot your load on her while she's spinning.
That hoe was dizzy after that Kentucky Tornado!
by C.J. Loveland December 20, 2007
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shit knuckle

someone who does nothing. Sits around all day with their thumb up there ass to the knuckle.
Paul: Hey Todd, did you get that work done that you were supposed to do?

Todd: Aww, meant to, but didn't get around to it yet, sorry dude.

Paul: Yur a fuckin shit knuckle Todd, get to work!
by hecklndecalr March 19, 2010
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wolf knuckle

Male testicles. Can also be used in the same sense as bubblegum if you are so inclined.

While the word is derived from camel toe, it is incorrect to say that a wolf knuckle is the male equivalent of a camel toe.
It is always advisable to trim your wolf knuckle if you want to get teabagged.

While men know most of the basics of proper hygiene, we often fail to keep a trim wolf knuckle, much to the chagrin of women around the world.
by John Amechi August 19, 2005
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