Dirty Kels

When she takes 15 Xanax, fucks you to sleep. Then steals your bodywash and checkbook

I had this chick over last night n she gave me a dirty kels

by Kozdog35 May 28, 2019

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Kel and Bon

A pair of inseparable friends that are always up to something ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Properties include :
- mind-reading abilities

- being unproblematic, loyal, and honest

- ride or die mentality
- always having a fun time

Question:

That was a terrible prank, who thought this was a good idea?
Answer: Kel and Bon.

Statement:
Person 1: Oh Dear! It looks like there is smoke coming from the tech room!
Person 2: Kel and Bon are on Tech duty together.

Additional Uses:
Coach: THE GAME STARTS IN LESS THAN A MINUTE! Why am I missing 2 players ???

Players: Kel caught a lift with Bon.

by HBD_Steven ;) September 10, 2020

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Kels

My best friend and total baddie and a schmuck. Had a threesome. And her body count is in the triple digits. Died her white hair to a black color. Is from Malta and Poland. Never lets you down. Might raise your kids if you decide she can get her shit together. Possibly transferred and lived in her car Gracie for a short while after having a mental breakdown over her ex. Overall 11/10 girl.

Kels is the greatest of all time.

by Ramen Lord May 01, 2020

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