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trapper keeper

1. Something like a "folder" with different compartments for every subject in school. So you can sort and archive your stuff from school in a "trapper keeper". Sometimes the trapper keeper has many more features, like cartman's trapper keeper: "Yeah well, its got ten different compartments for every subject in school, electronic pencil sharpener, four plastic bags with electronic zippers, copy machine, fax, a better picture of Dawson's Creek on the back than Kyle's, flat screen TV, and of course OnStar."

2. Cartman got a Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper (Ultra Keeper Futura S2000). This trapper keeper is evil and will take over the whole world.
This trapper keeper is fuckin' gay.

"Oh, but you have a Trapper Keeper. Oh, you got the little crapper keeper didn't you? But at least your stupid brother got a briefcase"

This trapper keeper will take over the whole world
by Screw you guys! January 6, 2004
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kaspers dick

Oh. My. God. I've never seen something more huge, holy fucking priestly shit. Kasper's dick is the most massive thing in the entire fucking UNIVERSE. It beats Kenny's dick, Marcus' dick, and even Bri's dick.
Ever seen kaspers dick?

YEAH THAT THING THAT FILLS THE UNIVERSE?
by sexyguy12443332 January 2, 2021
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zoo keeper

The person who runs a zoo house. This person is responsible for supplying the animals of the zoo house. The zoo keeper, will usually sell crack cocaine, and provide a place to smoke it.
They call me the zoo keeper. All the animals, predators, and prowlers; what ever you call em; I tame em. What ever you do in your life; don't fool around with crack, cause you will see the zoo keeper.
by Pental February 5, 2008
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Colin Kaepernick

Used to be the greatest joke to ever come to the NFL until Antonio Brown destroyed his own football career. Now he ranks #2 among NFL losers. Thinks he's a vocal hero to the black community for disrespecting the country that has paid him millions upon millions of dollars to play football. Says that America is a racist country yet hails Fidel Castro as a Cuban hero and continues to concoct bullshit ways to look like he is trying to return to the NFL when in reality, he just wants his name returning to national headlines. When team managements express a glimpse of interest in this bum, he shoots their offers down because it's not exactly what he wants.

If he really wanted to return to being an American football player, he would be proud to be an American and he would accept any offer from the NFL. Since neither applies to him, he's just an attention-seeking hypocritical dumpster fire of a loser and a bum and he always will be until he realizes the error of his ways and apologizes for the disruption he caused in the football world.
Colin Kaepernick will never play another NFL game again.
by jc4493 November 18, 2019
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Kaepernicking

To flex your bicep and kiss it in celebratory fashion. Inspired and trademarked by San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick.
Colin Kaepernick just ran for a touchdown to take the lead and is showing his celebration by kaepernicking to the crowd.
by Technyze January 24, 2013
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Kasper

the one and only god of fortnite
Never flexes but has more than 1000 wins
Never loses and is always helping bots and meme-ing
Just imagine a TTV and a memer in one
Kasper: Yeet!
Everyone in the fortnite lobby: *dies*
by Mahtais September 22, 2019
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Crypt Keeper

The host of Tales From The Crypt, and an icon to methheads everywhere.
I had to go to Wal-Mart, unfortunately, and I saw three burnt-out motherfuckers who look like they could be the Crypt Keeper's cousins.
by MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA September 19, 2009
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