Jonathon Rumble

The greatest man in history. Someone who is better than someone else in every way, and everyone aspires to be like

"Oh he's so cool, he's such a Jonathon Rumble"

by Slice of pizza on toast September 10, 2020

Jonathon EGG

A Jonathon EGG, The most beautiful, Sweetest, and Kindest person. Not just a name, But a creative master who creates masterpieces with everything they touch! Treats everyone they meet like family with a kind ear and a gentle soul. Who tells people they love them in creative ways that are unlike anyone else you would ever meet. A voice that is so alluring, a smile that is so beautiful it can brighten up the gloomiest days and room, and a laugh that is so infectiously adorable. You will think about them for days, nights, they will never leave your mind when they come into your life. your life will be forever changed. Anyone would be so lucky to meet and be around a Jonathon EGG.

Person 1: Why are you on your phone so much?
Person 2: My best friend is a Jonathon EGG...

by H3lloKitity December 6, 2023

posh jonathon

A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.

Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."

"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."

by qönathynn June 5, 2022

Jonathon

A Very handsome boy that so mystery and appealing to other girls that find him so hot and Sweet that make other Girls drool all over him And want to be around him

Hey you heard of that new boy appear in school

Justin yeah that boy Jonathon I heard he from the wic called wickedtown at night

by Gotti_from_the_H October 6, 2025