jizztastic cumguzzler

a girl who is so hot that u jizz in your pants but you also want her to guzzle your cum

-damn look at that fine chick

-jell ya shes freaking sexy shes a total jizztastic cumguzzler

-dude i wish

by blackjohno April 7, 2010

jizztastrophe

The simultaneous ejaculation of at least 17 penises in one, tiny room; normally aimed at the face of a young, willing whore who is starving for attention. A jizztastrophe has taken place when there is an abundance of sperm covering not only the face and body of the girl, but also the ceiling, the walls, and possibly the family dog. Jizztastrophes have ruined lives, destroyed homes, and ripped apart families.

When the FBI arrived, there was clear evidence of a jizztastrophe.

After the jizztastrophe, the whore was covered in so much semen it took the dog 9 hours to lick it off.

by l Ebola l August 11, 2009

Jizzito

a Mojito cocktail with a secret proportion of jizz mixed in. best served heavily beaten and freshly applied so the sperm is still alive. this is a very difficult task because the timing must be impeccable.

Alex: Hey Tom, I'll just get your Mojito more ice.
(stirs freshly squirted jizz into drink)
Alex: How is it?
Tom: Mmmm, I love the sweet taste and the overall texture.
Alex: Dude, you just drank a Jizzito.
Tom: Whaaaa?

by Patrice Smegma December 29, 2010

jizzisle

to "skeet" or unleash your dragon on someone. Preferalble "tits" or on a girls bra "over the sholder bolder holders"

"Dude what were you doing in your room all night?"
"i was jizzisleing on my picture of your mom"

by Joemamma11 May 9, 2008

Jizztray

A slang term for a joint.

Pimbo: Damn son, I need some treez

Abraham: Then smoke a jizztray son

by Abraham420 April 13, 2009

jizzilicious

An adjective used to describe something or a feeling that has qualities as good if not greater than something described as delicious

Hey, How you feeling today?

Absolutely jizzilicious. I feel like i could run a marathon right now

by fofo92 July 29, 2009

jizit

after a blow job the person giving the blow job swallows and waits for the digestion process to do its thing. the next day when the person shits the same person that recieved the blow job fucks them in the ass, resulting in the jizz going back on the dick.

ronnie game me the best blow job yesterday so i fucked him in the ass today to make it a jizit

by roldy23 April 10, 2011