Ivan has a penis bigger than the United States' debt (and it goes deeper than it too). Ivan is almost always guaranteed to be horny 26/9 and he will let you know it. More traits of Ivan include: horny, emo, horny, gay, a bit on the nose, horny, musically talented, horny, self-sufficient even when he's failing to be self-sufficient, horny, eyes like the sad subject of a Renaissance painting, horny, and horny. You need to know Ivan like you know the inside of your cheeks.
Person: What are you doing?
Ivan: Just came hard from mastubating with my REDACTED inch penis
Person: Oh no, Ivan, the United States can't handle anymore of your sauce in its vaults! Where will what's left of the money go?
Ivan: Just came hard from mastubating with my REDACTED inch penis
Person: Oh no, Ivan, the United States can't handle anymore of your sauce in its vaults! Where will what's left of the money go?
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The one love but can't tell him because he will never fall for me, Ivan cheers me up and makes the sun and moon culide right in front of u. I love my Ivan, if only he were mine.
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Ivan the one and only man for u,
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Yes,
The hottest mf you’ll ever see 😩
He can play tennis with his balls and he lasts 9 hours in bed
He is sweeter than ass hair
And he is very precious and he will buy a deal for 2 at dominos for you
Yes,
The hottest mf you’ll ever see 😩
He can play tennis with his balls and he lasts 9 hours in bed
He is sweeter than ass hair
And he is very precious and he will buy a deal for 2 at dominos for you
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Ivan think he found a new bitch he think he found a new bitch she aint no new bitch she a used bitch and she aint got nothing on me
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