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social hostage

A person seized of held through social pressure.
My professor took me social hostage when he asked me a question during a lecture.
by carlopolis May 5, 2018
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Rigatoni Hostage

when a rigatoni noodle holds someone hostage
yea thats a rigatoni hostage, i bet.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
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release a hostage

yuuper1: How the hell do you have ice cream and coffee for breakfast?!?
yuuper2: It helps clean me out and release a hostage every day.
by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003
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Hold Hostage

When you’re waiting on hold for someone and know that the second you answer another call or check another line they’ll answer and hang up when you don’t answer right away.
I’ve been a hold hostage for 8 minutes now. I know that if that whore in accounts receivable picks up when I try and answer this other line she’ll disconnect.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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hungrier than a hostage

I haven't eaten since this morning and I'm hungrier than a hostage.
by Tim Douglass February 19, 2008
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Social Media Hostage

You have embraced social media, and are enthusiastically integrating it into your work and personal life. Suddenly you find yourself friended and followed by someone you are unable to comfortably deny. You become a Social Media Hostage when one of these unwanted friends/followers turns into a Facebook Stalker or full-blown Social Media Stalker.
Ann: He friended me on Facebook and followed me on Twitter...and I felt I had to accept. Now he's annoying as hell, and I can't comfortably unfriend or block him.

Amy: I had that happen with a manager at work. I became a Social Media Hostage, and there was nothing I could do about it.
by UrbanDictionaryFox May 10, 2009
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The Hostage

A depraved sex act that centers around ejaculating in a womans mouth while she is on her knees, then quickly duck taping around her head sealing her mouth shut before she can spit it out. The felony version involves a fake firearm, nondescript location and shaky cameraman.
That fool pulled the hostage last night, she'll never call him back
by The Collectiveish July 29, 2010
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