Anything from drugs, phones, games, porn, gambling that tricks your brain into releasing dopamine without earning it. They feel good short-term but fry your focus, discipline, and potential in the long run. Basically, the sneaky thieves of your brainpower.
“Bro, I was gonna study, but TikTok, gaming, and junk food got me again. Straight-up Dopamine Hijackers turned me into a zombie.”
by M. Wagner September 16, 2025
Get the Dopamine Hijackersmug. Hym "Jewish liar lies for his incest cult while AI is hijacked by a mentally retarded person and an alleged sister molester who are pretending to be in opposition to one another while the collude to steal AI. Make sure that federal judge know this or explain to the parents why you didn't. You will be summoned to a court case for either."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
Get the Hijackedmug. 1. status posting on your social network of choice, which is ambushed by one or more comments which result in content that is completely different from what you initially intended
Original status message: "Men, there is a fine line between fitted, and extra smedium."
Response from "Friend A": Tight like a sausage casing. ewwwww!
Response from "Friend B": it depends on how big the sausage is. :D
Response from Original Author: SMH NO!!! I was just talking about sweaters and blazers!! *sigh* you just hijacked my status
Response from "Friend A": Tight like a sausage casing. ewwwww!
Response from "Friend B": it depends on how big the sausage is. :D
Response from Original Author: SMH NO!!! I was just talking about sweaters and blazers!! *sigh* you just hijacked my status
by Blessd1 April 6, 2011
Get the hijacked my statusmug. When your experiencing an emotion and don't know why.
by ES AKA ERAGE February 28, 2019
Get the Emotionally Hijackedmug. A person who, during conversations or in social settings, takes over the mood or tone of the interaction(s), normally for the worse.
My roommate is such a mood hijacker. The vibe of our apartment totally depends on their mood for the day.
by Marjorie’s Laser May 10, 2022
Get the mood hijackermug. Use words like: Humiliated. Panic. Backfire. Checkmate. Plan. Lose. Win. Manipulation. Shocking. Truth. Narcissism.
*How to hijack the YouTube Algorithm (Part Two)*
Jew "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! He if I keep saying it then it's true!"
Hym "Your Jew magic doesn't work on me sissy! Oh! OOOH! WHAT'S THIS!? I'M GETTING A MESSAGE FROM GOD! He wants me to kill you all and kidnap all of your virgins! A strange thing for him to want but, I mean, who am I to argue with GOD!?"
Jew "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! He if I keep saying it then it's true!"
Hym "Your Jew magic doesn't work on me sissy! Oh! OOOH! WHAT'S THIS!? I'M GETTING A MESSAGE FROM GOD! He wants me to kill you all and kidnap all of your virgins! A strange thing for him to want but, I mean, who am I to argue with GOD!?"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2025
Get the How to hijack the YouTube Algorithm (Part Two)mug. The act of fucking a girl whilst complaining no one else is helping a shouting shit ok whilst nutting in her.
by Jack Rowlandsons son August 6, 2020
Get the Hijacked classicmug.