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Heebensteins

Heebensteins basically mean antics, similar to shenanigans, except with some aspect of Jewish-ness to them, usually some stereotypical Jewish conduct like being cheap or misorly, or trying to hose someone in a deal your making. 'Calling Heebensteins' is basically calling someone out on thier cheap ass jew conduct.

In addition, calling someone a 'heebenstein' is just a more emphatic way of calling them a big fat JOO.
Heebish Friend: Dood that was a 20 mile drive, you owe me half the gas money.

You: Fuck that, I call Heebensteins.
or
You: Pssh, whatever Heebenstein... fuck off.
by M-K February 3, 2007
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heebie jeebies

Man....spiders give me the heebie jeebies!
by The Crack Jackal October 12, 2003
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Heebz

An adjective - really awesome; swagtastic; dapper; cool; fun word that is far better than the words milky and ghost.

For heebz to be used the object in question must beyond great. When used as a subject heebz becomes heeber.
Example 1:

Student 1 - Do you know what we do in English class today?

Student 2 - We make up cool new slang words!
Student 1 - Wow! That class is the heebz!
Example 2: This party was a total heeber :), unlike last weeks exact milky :( / ghost:(.
by Booshimmy John Doe August 19, 2021
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Heebphones

When a Jew is too cheap to buy normal headphones, they resort to using vintage or old fashioned cans.

Sometimes the pair can be found at home, usually with a stereo receiver that has an 8 track, turn table and am/fm stereo mode on it. The wiring for the phones also has 1/4" plug for said receiver.

Heebphones can also be be a relative's old pair.

Often times they're given as gifts.

If not found within the house, they are found in a thrift store because no real store sells big stereo head sets anymore, and a Jew can perhaps get a better deal on them (talk the cashier down) at thrift stores. At the rare chance the phones are bought in an electonic store, they were extremely cheap.

Note: these are not to be confused with the new "Noise Cancelling Headphones". This type of headphones WERE the original set!
Example 1: At Chanaka, Shmuey was so excited at seeing a big box given to him by his parents, he mistook the headphones for something else. Upon opening the box, Shmuey let his disapointment known.

Shmuey: "It is! It is! Oh, Heebphones"

Example 2: Person A - "Listen, David, I don't care if those Nova 10s you found in your basement are the bees knees. Stop being a Jew and using your Heebphones. Go out and buy an updated set."
by Stalker Patches September 25, 2010
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heebie jeebies

A passe term used to refer to a feeling of being 'freaked out'.
The thought of George Bush being president of America gives me the heebie jeebies.
by Stuart October 11, 2003
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heebly jeeblies

An expression of suprise. Another phrase for, Oh My God!, oh wow, oh my, gosh.. Can be shortened to jeeblies, Pronounced: Hee-bu-lee Gee-bu-leees
Heebly jeeblies.. whats up with your hair?!
by Laura and Frankie February 24, 2008
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Heebonics

Yiddish-American slanglish, (c.f. Ebonics)
Q: So Hymie, vy iss yur nose so big?A: Oy, Nathan, air iss free. Have a Nosh, Sheldon. "Knock off the Heebonics, I already have a dick in my ear."
by Rastus January 26, 2006
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