Heebensteins basically mean antics, similar to shenanigans, except with some aspect of Jewish-ness to them, usually some stereotypical Jewish conduct like being cheap or misorly, or trying to hose someone in a deal your making. 'Calling Heebensteins' is basically calling someone out on thier cheap ass jew conduct.
In addition, calling someone a 'heebenstein' is just a more emphatic way of calling them a big fat JOO.
In addition, calling someone a 'heebenstein' is just a more emphatic way of calling them a big fat JOO.
Heebish Friend: Dood that was a 20 mile drive, you owe me half the gas money.
You: Fuck that, I call Heebensteins.
or
You: Pssh, whatever Heebenstein... fuck off.
You: Fuck that, I call Heebensteins.
or
You: Pssh, whatever Heebenstein... fuck off.
by M-K February 3, 2007
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An adjective - really awesome; swagtastic; dapper; cool; fun word that is far better than the words milky and ghost.
For heebz to be used the object in question must beyond great. When used as a subject heebz becomes heeber.
For heebz to be used the object in question must beyond great. When used as a subject heebz becomes heeber.
Example 1:
Student 1 - Do you know what we do in English class today?
Student 2 - We make up cool new slang words!
Student 1 - Wow! That class is the heebz!
Example 2: This party was a total heeber :), unlike last weeks exact milky :( / ghost:(.
Student 1 - Do you know what we do in English class today?
Student 2 - We make up cool new slang words!
Student 1 - Wow! That class is the heebz!
Example 2: This party was a total heeber :), unlike last weeks exact milky :( / ghost:(.
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Get the Heebz mug.When a Jew is too cheap to buy normal headphones, they resort to using vintage or old fashioned cans.
Sometimes the pair can be found at home, usually with a stereo receiver that has an 8 track, turn table and am/fm stereo mode on it. The wiring for the phones also has 1/4" plug for said receiver.
Heebphones can also be be a relative's old pair.
Often times they're given as gifts.
If not found within the house, they are found in a thrift store because no real store sells big stereo head sets anymore, and a Jew can perhaps get a better deal on them (talk the cashier down) at thrift stores. At the rare chance the phones are bought in an electonic store, they were extremely cheap.
Note: these are not to be confused with the new "Noise Cancelling Headphones". This type of headphones WERE the original set!
Sometimes the pair can be found at home, usually with a stereo receiver that has an 8 track, turn table and am/fm stereo mode on it. The wiring for the phones also has 1/4" plug for said receiver.
Heebphones can also be be a relative's old pair.
Often times they're given as gifts.
If not found within the house, they are found in a thrift store because no real store sells big stereo head sets anymore, and a Jew can perhaps get a better deal on them (talk the cashier down) at thrift stores. At the rare chance the phones are bought in an electonic store, they were extremely cheap.
Note: these are not to be confused with the new "Noise Cancelling Headphones". This type of headphones WERE the original set!
Example 1: At Chanaka, Shmuey was so excited at seeing a big box given to him by his parents, he mistook the headphones for something else. Upon opening the box, Shmuey let his disapointment known.
Shmuey: "It is! It is! Oh, Heebphones"
Example 2: Person A - "Listen, David, I don't care if those Nova 10s you found in your basement are the bees knees. Stop being a Jew and using your Heebphones. Go out and buy an updated set."
Shmuey: "It is! It is! Oh, Heebphones"
Example 2: Person A - "Listen, David, I don't care if those Nova 10s you found in your basement are the bees knees. Stop being a Jew and using your Heebphones. Go out and buy an updated set."
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Get the heebie jeebies mug.An expression of suprise. Another phrase for, Oh My God!, oh wow, oh my, gosh.. Can be shortened to jeeblies, Pronounced: Hee-bu-lee Gee-bu-leees
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Get the heebly jeeblies mug.Q: So Hymie, vy iss yur nose so big?A: Oy, Nathan, air iss free. Have a Nosh, Sheldon. "Knock off the Heebonics, I already have a dick in my ear."
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