Harper Christian

The biggest dick in all of Switzerland. The true definition of an alpha male, he will steal your girl from right under you.

Damnnnn did you get that Harper Christian type dick last night? :O

by fdksjflkejrew February 26, 2021

Charlie Harper Lifestyle

Charlie Harper is a character played by Charlie Sheen in the television series Two and a Half Men. To say you are livin the Charlie Harper Lifestyle is like saying you're just cruisin' on life and get lots of tail as well.

Chase - "G Thom, what's happenin'?"
Garrett - "Not much C Fresh, just living the "Charlie Harper Lifestyle."
Chase - "They don't call you G Thom for nothin' playa."
Garrett - "ya dig."

by G Thom January 14, 2010

Harper sealing

When you and your partner are having intiment sex, and then the dominant male proceeds to get on the back of the woman. From here he then flops around violently screaming and barking like a seal.

Calm down Jonny, your harper sealing hurts

by Egypt April 22, 2017

harcerstwo

A highly contagious illness that is rapidly spreading throughout the world. Parents blindly send their children to this brainwashing facility and it is a problem. This organization is run by a bunch of polaks who convince these 3-18 year olds that their worth is determined based on the amount of points their team gets. You earn points by cooking food on a fucking fire, winning a game of dwa ognie (ratchet dodgeball), and kissing up to the adults. There's the try hard Jersey guys who annoy the fuck out of everyone. The normal people who only joined for free booze and trips around the world. The hot Australians. The west coast rebellious fuckboys. The east coast party girls. The traditional Candanians who don't tolerate games around the bonfire. Like damn idek what harcerstwo is myself.

Anka: Harcerstwo?
Majka: Co to ma być?

by That one crazy bitchhhhh July 23, 2018

harper shirt

a form of tee-shirt like the tank top, but worn skin tight by gay men in Las Vegas

He shouldn't be allowed to wear a jizz stained harper shirt at the crap tables

by Moosehands March 17, 2004

Stephen Harper

George Bush's bitch along with Tony Blair.

There's that dumbass George Bush walking Stephen Harper and Tony Blair again.

by Darkness Resurrect August 6, 2006

Stephen Harper

Over reaction to political graft. I.E. When the liberals started openly stealing from taxpayers, Conservatives elected an un-electable Nut to oppose him. The reasoning in this is way beyond the average Canadian. For more information see George W. Bush

I'd rather elect a Thief like Paul Martin than an openly insane nutjob like Stephen Harper

by Wonderer September 21, 2005