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Mondo Guac

A secret codeword used by kids to warn others that someone is walking up who shouldn't hear what they are talking about. Such as a teacher, a snitch, or the person being talked about.
person 1: dude that party was nuts last night

person2: I know bro i was so drunk i even...

person 1 : Mondo Guac!!

teacher: hey boys hows it goin
by hihungryimdad May 2, 2023
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Guac-slosh

Guac-slosh (v): To give a blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosh (n): The residue left behind from an act of guac-sloshing.
Guac slosh (n): A blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosher (n): The person giving that "good slosh."
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): A whore.
Guac-sloshed (a): Feeling both immensely euphoric yet veritably dazed moments after guacing.
Examples:
Guac-slosh (v): "Due to Jessica being in the marching band, I was taken aback when she guac-sloshed me."
Guac-slosh (n): "We had to change the mattress due to it being supersaturated with guac slosh."
Guac slosh (n): "I heard Ben got some wild guac slosh from Jessica too."
Guac slosher (n): "He remarked flirtatiously, 'Come here you dirty little guac slosher.'"
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): "Why would you hit that—she's a known guac slosher."
Guac-sloshed (a): "I quit my fentanyl addiction so that I could devote more time to being quac-sloshed."
by Guac-sloshed Fr August 23, 2024
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Guac Cock

Noun: A reference to how your penis would look if your significant other threw up on it making it look all green and chunky
Clarissa: *vomits on dick*
Trey: What the fuck! You just gave me Guac Cock you bitch!
by DJ CEL May 9, 2019
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nigga guac see

When ever a nigga sees a opened avacado, he turnes it into guac and uses it as a lube to jack off to avacados dancing in bikinis.It could also mean niggas in paris are probably in italy and rome is nigga. womp womp lil nigga. boo hoo KKK and remeber niggas are scared of the niggas all dressed in white.
Ayo lil nigga have u nigga guac see?
by The Niggas in Paris January 19, 2024
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Guac My Taco

When you have a nasty dude shoot his std infected load onto your slurpy, gooey, blown out pussy
I told Brad to Guac My Taco since we both nasty AF.
by Yolanda369 October 11, 2022
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Guac Glizzy

( guacamole Glizzy)

When someone, Deep Throats more than they can handle and activate the gag reflex, and therefore they keep sucking after they vomit.
“ Dude, my girl went so deep on me she choked and gave me the guac Glizzy
by V DERG February 19, 2023
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holy guac

A sentence to express your surprise about a situation or something somebody told you.
Friend:"dude I just won the lottery yesterday!"
Me: "Holy guac, no freaking way ma boy."
by SmasherOO November 28, 2018
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