by V--dog October 4, 2010
Get the GRINCH mug.A state in which someone takes on the physical characteristics of the Grinch, who appeared in the popular children's book written by Dr.Suess "The Grinch who stole Christmas." These characteristics include a long slender body with an overly large pot belly and a hunchback. This form is often found in male teenagers with poor posture and who are frequently inactive. This is actually quite rare due to the fact that those who suffer from this have a hard time wheeling chicks. The result is poor reproductive patterns. This has actually been liked to a sex trait disorder found on the Y chromosome, although nothing has been proven officially. Skeptics of this have said it can be reversed with treatment but they have yet to successfully rehabilitate someone suffering from these characteristics.
Guy 1 - "Dude that guy has a funny look to him"
Guy 2 - "He's Grinchly is all, but don't give him too much of a hard time, it's a rough lifestlye.
Guy 1 - "Your right, i'd hate to be that guy but I can't help to think he brought it upon himself."
Guy 2 - "He's Grinchly is all, but don't give him too much of a hard time, it's a rough lifestlye.
Guy 1 - "Your right, i'd hate to be that guy but I can't help to think he brought it upon himself."
by Take.it.like.a.champ. August 13, 2010
Get the Grinchly mug.-- The frog had a back that looked like a crumpet, pocked with little holes where it incubated its tadpoles. I wanted to scratch that crumpet-back with my fingernails, it was gritchy looking.
-- Her tooth grinding made a gritchy sound.
-- The broken bone was healing nicely, but not being able to scratch inside the plaster-of-paris cast was gritchy.
-- It gritched me out to listen to her lisping french accent.
-- Wearing a wooly sweater covered in burrs was gritchy enough, but he was also scraping his fingernails across the blackboard.
-- Tearing down a motorcycle, and putting it back together, only to find you've got one mystery-part left over gives you that gritchy anxiety you feel in your solar plexus, but worse.
-- Baby's cradle-cap looked like bark, and its eyelids were pinky-red like it suffered from some kind of gritchy vitamin deficiency.
-- Her tooth grinding made a gritchy sound.
-- The broken bone was healing nicely, but not being able to scratch inside the plaster-of-paris cast was gritchy.
-- It gritched me out to listen to her lisping french accent.
-- Wearing a wooly sweater covered in burrs was gritchy enough, but he was also scraping his fingernails across the blackboard.
-- Tearing down a motorcycle, and putting it back together, only to find you've got one mystery-part left over gives you that gritchy anxiety you feel in your solar plexus, but worse.
-- Baby's cradle-cap looked like bark, and its eyelids were pinky-red like it suffered from some kind of gritchy vitamin deficiency.
by wclay August 25, 2009
Get the gritchy mug.Boomer: I just got Sexified! (leaves the room)
Girl: Wow. I just had the worst experience with a two inch grinch. I don't even know if it went in. Maybe an asian would be better?
Girl: Wow. I just had the worst experience with a two inch grinch. I don't even know if it went in. Maybe an asian would be better?
by morgalope December 3, 2005
Get the Two Inch Grinch mug.You and your girlfriend/boyfriend break into someone's house on Christmas Eve, have sex under the tree, then steal all their presents.
"What'd you guys do for Christmas?"
"Well we were horny AND poor so we decided to give the rich people up the street The Grinch.
"Well we were horny AND poor so we decided to give the rich people up the street The Grinch.
by Johnny Ishkabibble March 23, 2009
Get the The Grinch mug.Somebody who interferes with another persons ability, or attempt, to lock down some pussy. Usually done out of spite or hatred for the pussy aspirer....usually (but not always) at a Ho-liday function or get together.
Man! I was schemeing hard on Tiffany last night at Chadwicks, she was diggin it....then that motherfucking pussy grinch Kyle came over and told her I had the clap behind my back.
by Loudave December 26, 2008
Get the Pussy Grinch mug.A dick that, like the Grinch's heart, is two sizes too small, specifically in girth. It can also be used to describe an extremely unusual dick.
by bowtheif November 21, 2016
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