3 definitions by bowtheif

Grinch-dick

A dick that, like the Grinch's heart, is two sizes too small, specifically in girth. It can also be used to describe an extremely unusual dick.

"He's pretty hot, but he has a total grinch-dick."
"Ooh, that sucks."

by bowtheif November 21, 2016

gaze rape

When someone holds eye contact too intensely for too long and you walk away feeling violated.

"He wouldn't keep eye contact with me"
"Well, it's understandable. You're known for your gaze rape"

by bowtheif September 15, 2016

Purse Holder

A guy that continuously takes a girl back no matter what she does to him.

He "holds her purse", waiting for her to come back.

"Aw man, look at that purse holder."
"I bet his girl is out looking for something better."

by bowtheif November 7, 2016