Gnotem Pole

A totem pole made out of little gnome faces, rather than Native American faces.

"Hey! Check out that cute Gnotem Pole that lady had carved out of that tree trunk!"

"Yeah, sweet! The top one looks like Dopey from the Seven Dwarves!"

by Run Girl September 11, 2009

Golem clone

Golem clone is a strategy/deck in Clash Royale made by Supercell. People that use this deck/strategy are usually 14 year old gay boys riding on big black cock that have no friends or family and cry every time they play because it reminds them of how lonely they are. This type of playtime will get you hated just about everywhere you go if they see it.

Aye bro, down for some Clash Royale?

Ye, we can do 2v2s. I'll use golem clone.

I always knew that was why your father left you, but I just wanted to make sure it was because your mother left as well.

by Game Slander September 5, 2021

Basement Golem

Someone who stays in your basement for way too long without consent, and usually eats too much of your food.

Jake: Dude, could you bring me another Red Bull?
Hunter: Will you stop being such a Basement Golem?
Jake: Sniff... It's just till I get back on my feet...
Hunter: Square.

-Basement Golem-

by alldaschnitzelsindahousesayhey March 24, 2009

Copper Golem Voter

One of the saltiest being on earth, they are so salty about the Allay winning the 2021 Minecraft Mob Vote and blaming large creators for influencing the Votes

Dude Im so mad bout the Allay winning, this is all Dream's fault

Stop being a Copper Golem Voter and also no one rigged the votes

by CircleGlowSquid November 15, 2021

Ladies and Gentlemen, we gottem

When you find somebody online that says a 15 year old anime girl is hot. Commonly used among FBI OPEN UP! and the breakbot song that you never are able to find because whenever you try to search it, you get memes.

"damn she's hot"
"she's 15. Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem."
"oh shit wait no-"
"FBI OPEN UP!"

by I. Hate. Life. October 10, 2019

Goremons

any member of Al Gore's Reformed Church of Latter Day Climatologists. Goremons always carry copies of a book called "Inconvenient Truth" which they call their Holy Goran.

the Goremons say the polar ice caps will completely melt in 5 years....5 years? Holy Goran! thats soon.

by AlexLifeson February 11, 2010

Gothmo

--(noun, personal style)

--The combination of a Goth and an Emo style. Keep in mind that if a Gothmo actually calls his/herself "Goth", "Emo", or "Gothmo", he or she is a poser.

--Usually, Gothmo is an emo with a Goth touch.
Not usually the other way around.

Emo: Oh! I wanna cut myself, cuz everybody hates me...

Goth: Dude get a life. Life's way more than self-afflicted
pain.

Gothmo: Ummm...I'm confused...

by Pearls October 28, 2006