A good friend

A good friend is someone who won’t drop you right after you do something bad. They’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and will always be there for you. It’s not someone who will tear you down, but build you up. If your friend seems to be jealous of you and keeps trying to compete with you, you should distance them for a while. But you have to be a good friend too or you can’t expect love from every person you meet. You might also need to our yourself in their shoes. They could be going through a rough time and trying to find themselves. But if your friend is constantly insulting you or saying they hate you, you never to drop them ASAP! Take a quiz maybe to see if they’re toxic or not. But if they’re not supportive of you and they always try to make you feel bad for doing stuff with other people and stuff then that’s a huge red flag! Your friend should be loyal, caring, and supportive.

You: I think I wanna switch schools

A Good friend: where? That’s exciting but I’m gonna miss you

A Bad friend: seriously? Ugh please don’t leave me! You always do this

by Hohnrv May 18, 2019

m'goodboy

A subspecies of neckbeards and gentlesirs, a m'goodboy is a neet who lives with his mother and indulges in chicken tendies on the daily. a true intellectual, he accumulates his GBP by helping out his mummy and tyrone who visits occasionally. usually obese, a m'goodboy spends his time playing WOW and other MMORPG's. He can be dangerous if he is not fed his tendies, and if his piss jugs are left filled.

M'goodboy: Mummy, I want to trade my 100 GBP for some delicious tendies!
Mummy: Of course, such a m'goodboy. Want me to empty your piss jugs too?
M'goodboy: Yes I do mummy, such a splendid offer!

by Daisaku Kuze March 31, 2021

Mrs. Goodcents

That fat manager that everyone fuckin hates

Oh my god it’s Mrs. Goodcents!!!!

by Ru$ty Priu$ July 9, 2019

Good German

Somebody who turns a blind eye to criminal atrocities comitted by the government. This includes: needless war, lying to the public, stripping civil rights away from the public, ignoring laws held to keep it in check and disrespecting the general populace.

Even when the man on TV spoke of "alternative facts", Jerry didn't argue or speak out because he was a good German.

by SquiuqS February 24, 2017

neutral good

neutral good is an alignment in D&D representing creatures of neutral "law vs chaos" axis and morally good aligned in the "good vs evil" panteon. Creatures of this alignment take a mid-instance, and define that neither too much chaos nor too much law is beneficial to the whole, as they are mere tools to bringing happiness to the greatest number of possible creatures.

Bahamut is the lawful good variant of a dragon, whereas the cooper-dragon, a common version, is generally neutral good in alignment.

by chaotic_neutral January 11, 2012

give your meat a good ol' rub

when somebody tells you "give your meat a good ol' rub" it means that person is telling you to go jerk off.

Hey Mike how bout' you give your meat a good ol' rub?

by shpajz January 23, 2017

good talk

A passive-aggressive or sarcastic way of getting someone to acknowledge that they failed to respond properly or at all to something you said/asked.

(Via Text Message)
You: Yo what's the move later on tonight??
Douche: (*no response for several hours*)
You: Good talk

by bronxlyn nyc August 12, 2017