Giant Guard

A spray that is sold at a company for beds that is for warranties and nothing else. If you pee or bleed or jizz on the bed they will replace it.

Little Timmy peed his bed but its ok because we got Giant Guard so we will be getting a new bed!

by GiantPoopoo April 13, 2010

shat-gnat

n. A person who smells like ass.

v. "shat-gnatting, shat-gnatter" The act of sipping another's duck butter through a straw.

v. That girls breath smelled so bad, it was as if she had been shat-gnatting all night.

n. Holy shit shat-gnat when was the last time you took a bath?!

by mwoods244 July 7, 2010

ugly giant bags of mostly water

Plain & simple: human beings, as described by the silicon-based life forms on Velara III from the Star trek: The Next Generation episode, "Home Soil".

{Seen on a web page some number of years ago:}
Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link

by Telephony August 6, 2016

Gentle Giant

A masculine, incredibly strong and powerful-looking tall man who has a peaceful and non-confrontational personality. On first appearance you would think he'd beat the shit out of you, but in reality he wouldn't hurt a fly.

Alex: "Holy shit look at that guy! He's so fuckin big and scary, I wouldn't want to mess with him. He probably makes everyone around him his bitch."
Mickey: "I've met him, he's actually an incredibly nice and friendly dude. He's a gentle giant. I've seen him watering flowers and quietly nurturing them as well. He looks super fuckin tough but he has the heart and soul of a Disney Princess."

by suburban__dictionary May 1, 2023

gnang

What a big annoying retard screams while slamming a metal desk (or other large, noisy object) against the outside wall of a neighboring apartment or dorm room. Usually this individual is drunk, and attempting to bite or gnaw on his/her own ear at the time.

Timmy: "GNANG, GNANG, GNANG!!!" *slam, slam slam*
Johnny: Wow, Johnston and Osborne are gonna be pissed...

by 0xnull April 9, 2010

Ganter

(noun) A hipster strut. Usually in step to a song that you've probably never heard of.

(verb) To strut like a hipster

That guy with the beard has such a ganter going right now, he might spill his PBR.

Did you see that girl in the plaid ganter out of that family-owned coffee shop?

by Hondss December 27, 2011

Famous giant puple stuffed worm in flapjaw space

When there was a glitch in Arsenal Gear this is all Colonel Campbell could think about.... other than scissors..... and his past life as a burrowing worm..... and VR mission 59 to infiltrate Galuade and save Meryl....

"I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi Rock! I need scissors!! 61!!" Colonel Campbell

by Austin B. January 31, 2005