Glumping

The act of sealing a man's urethra to prevent the escape of semen during any sexual act. This can be done by many methods; sealing, clamping, or clogging ones urethra.

My girlfriend and I tried glumping for the first time, it was painful but in a good way.

by Forest Glump June 2, 2024

Glumpinkin

When you have sex with a moldy carved pumpkin

"I could really go for a glumpinkin right now" said the glumpinkin man

by Garrett Schinken December 19, 2024

Glumpin

To suck the penis of a person while they are sitting on the toilet having a shit

while sam was having a shit teresa gave him a damn good Glumpin

by fattestbloke December 23, 2024

Glumping

Giving a ugly ass nigger named troy a alabama hot pocket

We are ALL glumping

by Pierre Da goat January 30, 2025

Grumpkin

Name for a not fully ripe pumpkin that is green instead of orange like a ripe pumpkin is.

Look at that grumpkin!! It's not even ripe yet.

by Zaladeus September 24, 2025

National Glumpinkin Day

The national celebration for the glumpinkin ritual. It is normally held on July 14th, but it's possible to celebrate it on the night of July 13th. July 14th is important to glumpinkin, because it marks the anniversary of its creation

The national glumpinkin day greeting is 'merry glumpinkin day' so you say "Merry Glumpinkin day"

by Garrett Schinken December 19, 2024

Forrest Gumpkin

Recieving oral sex from a retarded girl while taking a crap.

The waterhead with a hockey helmet on gave me a Forrest Gumpkin after she got off the shortbus.

by bigstinkyniggaballs February 12, 2025