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Rudy Gobert

A Rudy Gobert is your friend who never takes serious issues, serious. For example, a Rudy Gobert will joke about catching COVID-19 and then he will be the tool who ends up getting COVID-19.
Hey, Antonio, don't lick your fingers after eating your hot cheetos, it is not healthy and you do not want to get sick with that COVID-19! Antonio then proceeds to lick and suck on his fingers since he does not take serious issues, seriously. "He's just being a Rudy Gobert, that fool with probably catch something." Two days later Antonio is in the hospital with COVID-19. Don't be a Rudy Gobert.
by Caltexeg March 13, 2020
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Globehead

Term predominantly used by Flat Earthers, to denote a believer in a globe shaped earth, or an oblate spheroid, as opposed to a flat motionless plane.

Often used in a defamatory context.

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Flat Earther: Globeheads, they are religious zealots with no concept of the scientific method, going to university to learn that the universe is real, without doing the research to check it out.

Globehead: Gravity is real, they have detected gravity waves, you clearly have no concept of reality.

Flat Earther: Did you learn that from someone in a position of authority, or did you do your own empirical research to come to that conclusion, good little Globehead, remember to never question your beliefs.
by Cultural State Evolution September 20, 2016
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Goobered

Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...
by Phil Miller October 9, 2006
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Globee

Varition of 'globalist'. A derogatory or pejorative term for one who believes that the human race, if united under one government, would achieve many great things. Implies disapproval or contempt and is meant to be insulting, impolite, or unkind.

1) Used to reference those who hold the idealogical view that nation states should relinquish their sovereignty under a New World Order or global governance.

2) The term is often used in a derogatory fashion to denote the childlike faith or naive assumptions that an all-powerful government is good for the future of humanity.
Walter Cronkite was a big fat globee. He openly called on the U.S. to renounce its sovereignty.

The political elite invent scams like global warming and the globees just eat it up.
by unspy January 8, 2010
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Golden Globe Award

A Golden Globe Award is an accolade presented by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA) to recognize excellence in film, television both domestic and foreign. The annual formal ceremony and dinner at which the awards are presented is a major part of the film industry's awards season, which culminates each year with the Academy Awards.

The 1st Golden Globe Awards were held in January 1944 at the 20th Century Fox studios in Los Angeles. The 68th Golden Globe Awards, honoring the best in film and television for 2010, was presented on January 16, 2011, at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California, where they have been held annually since 1961.

Is known to discredit all of your favorite celebs, movies, tv shows and songs.
be prepared for disappointment.
person 1- "What show won the Golden Globe Award for best television series- drama?"
person 2- "Boardwalk Empire"
person 1- "WHAT?"
by ihatelyingmuthafukas January 17, 2011
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globes

A pair of breasts which are size 'c' or above. They must be pert, not saggy, with a mesmorizing orb like quality.
"It's a real globe fest in here tonight"

"I'd like to go to bed with two girls so I can have a globe on each ear"..

"She's globetastic".
by L.B. Seed August 21, 2004
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globedropper

A well-traveled person who somehow manages to mention a place they've traveled to in every conversation.
Bill is such a globedropper! I said that my ice cubes tasted funny and he said not as funny as the ones he had in Antarctica!
by boffothewondersheep November 6, 2015
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