Gapplee

some edater that tryhards minecraft

This gapplee guy is a huge tryhard in ranked

by lololololllllol July 4, 2019

Gambler 500

Off-Road Navigation rally where bad choices are celebrated. fun>rules, don't be a dick.

Sorry Dick, you're not invited to the Gambler 500.

by OscarRodriguez September 26, 2017

gymples

Post workout acne. Pimples caused by not washing your face and letting the sweat dry after going to the gym.

Gym bro: Watch out dude, if you dont wash your face after your high intensity work out, you'll get nasty gymples.
Gym bro 2: right on bro, good lookin' out lol

by Mmosley November 1, 2017

Gamble Goat

To be a Gamble Goat is to be a genius at gambling. This honour can only be bestowed upon the wisest of gamblers. The first gambler to receive this rank is known by many as Spence 'The Gamble Goat'. However there have been few since to receive the rank of Gamble Goat.

Gamble Goat status can be achieved by gambling big wins on the slaps and a habit of suiting these. It can also be achieved by non-stop winning when placing $10 on single numbers in roulette and shouting "GAMBLE GOAT" and placing two horns on your head using closed fists. When doing this you are guaranteed a win, if you don't win then your machine or the dealer is corrupt.
To be officially entered into the 'GOAT of Fame', an original Gamble Goat member must be ready to simultaneously shout "Gamble Goat!" and then proceed to lock fist horns. You'll notice a number of changes when becoming a Gamble Goat. These include; your penis growing 10 inches.

"GAMBLE GOAT" (Then proceeding to win gambling)
"Dude you're addicted to gambling." - Peasant "Fuck off bro, I'm a Gamble Goat! I can never lose" - Official Gamble Goat

by THE GAMBLE GOAT October 7, 2019

kentucky gamble

Is when you have to fart, but you could accidentally shit yourself. You are unsure if it will be a shart.

Also Kentucky Gambler a person who does this a lot.

*Person farts*
Person, "Man that was a Kentucky Gamble."

by ctrlaltme June 4, 2014

Spaff Gamble

Deciding on whether or not to indulge in the act of masturbation in the knowledge of limited time before the return of an obstructing party. i.e a girlfriend who has gone to the shops for 10 minutes.

I feel like some relief, but Jane's only gone out for 10 minutes. Should I or shouldn't I? This is a bit of a spaff gamble.

by Nested Elevator November 7, 2017

the gambler

Used to describe the act of farting when you're not sure if you will be farting or shitting your pants.

Damn...that Vietnamese food is tearing my stomach up! I'm bout to pull a gambler! Hope it's a fart and I don't shit my pants!

by xloc918 May 29, 2004