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Toothpaste Fracking

When you cut open an empty tube of toothpaste to get the last little bit
Instead of going to the store for toothpaste like an adult, I've just been toothpaste fracking for the last couple days
by AyAron87 March 14, 2022
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shy freak

A guy or girl who seems very innocent, polite, kind-hearted etc., but then behind closed doors is a complete freak in the sheets.
Girl 1: Girl why you only go for dem nice white boys
Girl 2: Cause dey "SHY FREAKS"
by KeeKee00000 January 10, 2014
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fracket

a jacket you wear to frats because you don't mind if at the end of the night, it is covered in beer, frat sludge, or other unidentifiable liquids. Also, it is not a big deal if this jacket is lost during or stolen during the course of the night.
Person 1: Ah, I made the mistake of bringing my J.Crew pea coat out last night and now its covered in beer!

Person 2: You should have brought your fracket instead!
by MCM pledges '08 January 26, 2008
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freak in the sheets

A girl that appears prim and proper until you get her in bed where she reveals her true insatiable craving for hot, wild, relentless sex.
"My last girlfriend went to a Catholic school but every night she threw me onto the bed and didn't stop for hours! She was a freak in the sheets!"
by Alorophasia777 May 3, 2008
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touch freak

A person that does not like to have anyone initiate physical contact with them.
"Don't pat Joe on the back, last guy that did that got a broken hand! Hes a total touch freak."
by ooberhack3r June 8, 2009
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Freckless

To do or say something stupid, or more commonly multitude of things stupidly
Jack was being really freckless today.
by LR88 April 23, 2022
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Fracking Mess

An act of farting that is so bad that it is comparable to the amount of gas in the middle east.
"Hey man, can I stay at your house tonight? My dad had a fracking mess in our house and I can't sleep with the smell of fart entering my nostrils."
by CookPu69 January 13, 2014
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