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Flobese

When someone is awkwardly fat.

When a women, (or male..) can't seem to lose weight, and never wants to stop gaining it. They try to get help but feel to awkward to really stick with it.

Fat+Obese=Flobese
Not sure where the "L" came from...i guess it was found in the flobese persons fat rolls..
Flobese woman: hi i am here to sign up for jenny craig.

Worker: Alright, did you see all of the wonderful weight loss tips we have as you get started?

flobese woman: oh...

*leaves and goes to burger king.*
by Shegottadonk34567 April 24, 2010
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flobberdob

flobberdob can be used in any context either as a way to make friends laugh or look at you in a weird way, it works! It mainly means "YOU PRUNE" or "YOU MORON" yet any meaning can be attacted to it depending on what mood you are in. its a word for every situation when you are stuck for what to say.
say someone is really annoying you just randomly start shouting "FLOBBERDOB FLOBBERDOB FLOBBERDOB!" over and over at them they'll soon leave you alone, the only down side is that they might call for a psychiatrist.
by per5cy May 17, 2006
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flobba dobba head

A polite insult used to attract ones attention when one does not respond to you for a while.
"Have you done it yet?"
"..."
"Helloooooooo, you finished?"
"..."
"Oi, Flobba Dobba Head"
"What!"
by James Abdullah June 11, 2006
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flobbling

He kept flobbling my arm even though I told him not to.
by eapoc January 2, 2009
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flobjob

When two pieces of flounder are used to perform a handjob.
Tina the fish-lady gave me a flobjob after the bar.
by Dolemite Pimpalicious January 7, 2008
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flobee

A device used to help cover the smell of pot.
Take an empty water bottle, poke holes in the bottom of it and stuff it with dryer sheets.
Blow the smoke into the bottle; it comes out smelling like laundry! *fill the bottle with a decent amount of dryer sheets*...roughly around 8-10, depending on the bottle.
Doesn't work very well when smoking J's or blunts.
Pass the flobee while I spark this bowl.
by sunshinedaydreamer3210 January 30, 2007
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Flobie

It is the greatest love of all ♥
No love can defeat it..
A love that lasts forever.
Eternal happiness in a relationship.
A SHINee relationship.
Yeah ,our relationship is going really well.But it will never be a Flobie.

I hope someday I will feel Flobie with my boyfriend.

The old couple seemed in such Flobie,it was cute.

Onkey and 2Min seem to be Flobie.

The stars were so Flobie tonight.
by byeol September 17, 2010
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