Flarping

Taking a shower without the use of your cellular telephone.

Tammy "Yo, is she flarping?"
Jenny "Yeah, what a weirdo."

by HasbroInteractive December 24, 2021

Faarp

The act of farting and projectile shitting at the same time.

“Don’t go to that sushi place, John couldn’t stop faarping for a week.”

by CronoAsh February 19, 2022

flarpos

A small indie band.

Feed me Jack is a flarpos.

by Sambo203 May 2, 2022

Flarping

When your girl eats out your ass and you fart another man's load in her mouth

Girl, I was rimming him so hard last night and he was flarping so hard

by Ghf319 June 11, 2022

Flarple

Flarple (Flarple) is a form of hate speech used to directly attack stupid people

You fucking Flarple guy

by ƒreddi September 15, 2022

Flarp

That one puddy product that makes a fart sound.
Some word you made up when u were 7-9 , and u thought it was the funniest thing on earth.

"Hey did you get that funny new product named Flarp?"
"Oh yeah man its so funny!"
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"Hey bro wanna hear a word i made up?"

"Whats the word?"
"Flarp!"
"HAHAHAHAAAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHUDIefheuwudewoifkgoirekoifwejieghierpfgejerjgoie."
"Hey bro? .....Bro?"
"OH NO HE'S DEAD!"

by What456t September 22, 2022

Flarppy

The fart sound your butt makes after anal sex.

Honey, can we just cuddle, I am just too flarppy right now.

by MilezAway September 23, 2022