Firepoker

When a male firmly grasps his throbbing cock, rubbing the tip until it is steamy hot, and then ejaculating down a girls throat. The burnt semen resembles a burnt marshmallow.

She loves when we try the firepoker... it really heats things up in the bedroom

by UhOhStonky November 25, 2019

firehose

A derogatory slur used to refer to circumcised men. The term references the force and speed with which urine exits a circumcised penis.

Person 1: “Apparently Greg is a firehose.”
Person 2: “What? How does he jack off?”

by hyehyehyahyahya April 9, 2024

rusty firepole

seen during anal sex when someone hasn't quite cleaned themselves properly

Man, I was reamin' this chick's ass out last week and when I pulled my shit out it looked like a rusty firepole

by JPnEB May 24, 2008

rusty firehose

Describes a person with uncontrollable, watery diarrhea, or the act itself. Anyone so privileged as to view the output would note that it resembles nothing so much as the expulsion of a rusty firehose.

I stayed home from work because of the stomach flu and had a garbage plate for lunch. I spent the next three hours on the throne doing my impression of a rusty firehose.

by wellwhoopdedooo February 10, 2009

Chocolate Firehose

When you diarrhea in a standup shower and its sprays against the wall.

Dude, he just unleashed a chocolate firehose in my shower. That jerk.

by jtronication October 23, 2009

Transylvanian Firehose

A sexual maneuver in which a man lops off the head of his own penis and sprays one or more other individuals with the resulting blood spray.

Alan's in the ER after attempting a Transylvanian Firehose.

by Aohaku July 20, 2016

levi fiehler

Levi fiehler is an American actor. No one knows anything about him! He's a ghost. The only information available is that he's 6'1.

CAN SOMEONE ASK HIM HIS AGE?

How old is Levi Fiehler?

Anyone knows anything about Levi Fiehler?

by TaraMartin March 4, 2017