1 n. A length of nylon and vinyl used by firefighters to transmit water from a hydrant to the site of a fire
2 n. A young man in Cincinnati, Ohio whose prowess for drinking is legendary amongst the youth
3 v. To projectile vomit a ridiculous amount
2 n. A young man in Cincinnati, Ohio whose prowess for drinking is legendary amongst the youth
3 v. To projectile vomit a ridiculous amount
1) Say Sgt. Petaki, hand me that firehose.
2) Firehose just did three cases and a 750 of 151. Jesus tittyfucking Christ
3) The party was going great until Chip firehosed on Lauren.
2) Firehose just did three cases and a 750 of 151. Jesus tittyfucking Christ
3) The party was going great until Chip firehosed on Lauren.
by PrdgyFrstrtr March 17, 2006
A particularly powerful liquid shit, guaranteed to change the colour of your toilet in seconds. Splashback is common.
George: You left for the bathroom last night and didn't return for 5 hours, whats up?
Joe: Ah man, I shouldn't have had that Chicken tikka massala from that corner shop in Hull the other day. I completely firehosed my toilet. I felt like a cat crawled inside my colon, threw up, then died.
George: I'm trying to eat here. Must you be so graphic? Cock.
Joe: Ah man, I shouldn't have had that Chicken tikka massala from that corner shop in Hull the other day. I completely firehosed my toilet. I felt like a cat crawled inside my colon, threw up, then died.
George: I'm trying to eat here. Must you be so graphic? Cock.
by banterbus32 October 14, 2009
When a redhead is giving you head, and your about to cum, you take your dick out of her mouth, cover part of your hole and spray your cum on her hair. Also could be done during intercourse.
Man, me and Julie were having sex last night, and it wasn't anything spiecial, so i pulled out and did the Firehose.
by Patskii August 05, 2007
Dude 1: So I had the sex with that gal last night.
Dude 2: Did you pee in her butt?
Dude 1: Yeah, I gave her the firehose.
Dude 2: Did you pee in her butt?
Dude 1: Yeah, I gave her the firehose.
by TBM1 April 10, 2009
firehose - propaganda delivered quickly, repetitively and continuously in high quantities via multiple channels, with no commitment to objective reality. (Defined by C. Paul and M. Matthews for Rand Corporation in "The Russian 'Firehose of Falsehood' Propaganda Model")
Over the past three months, the administration has continued firehose, making numerous false claims about the press and repeating assertions clearly proven untrue.
by Wilmosprey August 31, 2018
by bj69420 February 22, 2019
When having sex, and about to bust nut, you pull out and explode your semen all over her body, as if you had just shot her with a firehose.
"I was fucking this girl last night and she said that I could finish anywhere so at the last second I pulled out and firehosed her in the face
by Firehoser March 31, 2014