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filter bubble nationalism

Nationalism which excludes everyone who doesn't share your interests on the Internet. Cultural inflection that is the genesis point alt-right
Filter bubble nationalism has the world ready for Trump v. Kim Jong Un.
by sandraxine September 29, 2017
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fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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Facial Filter

A form of facial control one wishes they had because their facial reaction gives away their true feelings before they get a chance to speak.
If only he turned on his facial filter when she asked if her dress made her look too fat.

R.I.P John.
by Karma14 April 23, 2011
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happy filter

The act of rolling a roach as if you were for a spliff and then either tearing or cutting it in half so that it is the same size as a filter.
"Yo can you roll me a roach g" "yeah man no king sized papers though so I'll cut you a happy filter"
by Alezis October 17, 2017
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Filthy Fernando

After you are done taking a wicked awful shit, you omit the wiping step. You proceed to stick your index finger into your ass crack, then finger paint a mexican-like facial hair style onto said victim
"That crazy bitch was into all sorts of crazy shit! She even wanted me to give her a filthy fernando!"
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 1, 2010
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Fiftyshades

Fiftyshades: When a person has lots of different mood changes.
I held my breath for a nano second as I waited for a re-action one way or another, to my comment.
My goodness he is so' fiftyshades' you can never judge him.
by dimadd June 29, 2012
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Filthy seagull

A sex act where when the man is about to ejactulate he climbs on top of a wardrobe (or other piece of furniture) and shoots his load over his partner from a great height while making a "pakaah pakaah" noise similar to a seagull. Coined in Newquay July 2008.
I was being noshed off by your mum last night and just for shits and giggles I decided to perform a Filthy seagull and got her right in the eye.
by cockneydevil August 15, 2008
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