Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Alezis

tree got planted

An easy deal that a gang has secured, meaning they've transitioned from the seed to tree instantly.

"howd it go wi the plug g"
"Easy dog tree got planted"

"Mapped out this guy gettin played out"

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You are expecting below par weed and then suddenly realise it's the grade A.

"yo man I've got the weed, I haven't checked it yet" "yo fam that's the crowdoe"

crowdoe by Alezis February 2, 2018

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Green de la grèen is a play on words of creme dear la crème meaning the best of the best. It is used when somebody has got top of the market weed.

"bro I swear I don't even get high anymore" "your about to mate, believe me this is the green de la grèen"

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The act of rolling a roach as if you were for a spliff and then either tearing or cutting it in half so that it is the same size as a filter.

"Yo can you roll me a roach g" "yeah man no king sized papers though so I'll cut you a happy filter"

happy filter by Alezis October 17, 2017

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Dankquage is the weed that is the absolute premium. Usually more expensive due to its potency.

Yo I just got that fire green. Scope this, its that dankquage.

dankquage by Alezis September 30, 2017

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