Fiegling

obtain (something) by devious or dishonest means.

Marty ate all the cheeseburgers after fiegling them from McDonald's

by DigitalPoet January 19, 2017

finger gimp

A guy who can’t finger a girl

Dude dylan velitstra is a finger gimp

by Scarlette Foxx December 27, 2017

five finger mistress

Simply the hand you use to masturbate.

If your girlfriend doesn't do it for you your five finger mistress will.

by VitoVane November 12, 2017

Mutumbo Finger

Infamous from Dikembe Mutombo, former NBA big man, waiving your pointer finger while saying, "No, no, no, no" he did this to opponents after blocking a shot. Similarly, doing so to people in public treats them as 3 year olds and makes them furious.

I cut off this erratic driver and passed him while giving him the Mutumbo finger, he punched his steering wheel in response.

by #1ABF March 31, 2020

Cream Finger

When you get a epic head job which somehow leads to anal play...usually a finger in the rim or sometimes two...

Jenny was like a semon vacuum cleaner last night! ..and too add to the excitement, she rammed a finger up my bum for added pleasure leading to me blowing a milk shake on her face...wow, now that was a Cream Finger!!

by Fasteddie666 March 24, 2021

tagger's finger

the extended period of numbness on the tip of your index finger (usually between 1 and 3 days) after you've been spray-painting for an extended period of time.

That shark I sprayed on the old bridge last night looks sweet, but it gave me a sick case of tagger's finger.

by coalfax May 4, 2008

Figetsexual

A disgusting person attracted to figets thinking that they are a part of the lgbtq+ community.

'im figetsexual'
'eww get away from me'

by Truefacttttssss January 30, 2021