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Idiot Father Syndrome

A father, who does not believe anything you tell him. The most common example of this is not believing logic, science or not believing proven science or logic or anything else for that matter.
This is a Example of Idiot Father Syndrome.

(Father with IFS) Don't drip water on the carpet, it will stain.
(Child) No it won't, its just water it will evaporate.
(Father with IFS) It evaporates in your dreams!
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feathered

Getting hit in the balls really hard, the type of ball kicks that a kickboxer would cower in fear of. Originally a joke from a Sam O'Nella video about Slang words he doesn't understand.
Person 1: Woah dude, you just got feathered.
Person 2: Fuck you, don't try to downplay my suffering.
by Mongolmongol January 21, 2018
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fatherless behavior

someone acting so stupid to the point where you know their biological father isn't in the picture anymore
dream stan: exists

smart ass mf: fatherless behavior
by kanyemeatrider445 September 19, 2022
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Fathernal Twins

Two Children born in the same Year with the Same Father but Different Mothers.
Guy: Hey , I didn't know you had a twin.
Friend: Yea, we're Fathernal twins, we're born in

the same year with same Dad,

different Moms.
GUY: What, like on ya Father's Side!?
Friend: You could say that.....poppa was a playa!
by Nighn'Jii November 8, 2019
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I am your father

A. A phrase made famous by Star Wars episode, The Empire Strikes Back. It is the pivotal plot twist in the movie and is usually misquoted in a feigned Darth Vader voice as “Luke, I am your father,” whenever someone named Luke introduces himself to a Star Wars fan. Star Wars purists maintain the full quote is actually “No, I am your father.”
B. A phrase that someone named Luke growing up in the 1980’s would hear at least twice a month by random people who always make a ridiculous attempt to simulate James Earl Jones’ voice. They usually follow up by saying “I bet you never heard that before!”
Luke: "Hi my name is Luke."
Random Person putting hands up to mouth and breathing: "qwrrrr, qwrrrr, LuuuUUUuuuke I am your father! - Ha! betcha never heard that before!"
by Luke D. Lorenz January 12, 2006
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Featherdusting

When hooking up with a girl and she will not let you have sex with her so you play around near her vajayjay with your cock but never put it inside her.
Example 1
Guy 1: So what did you do with her last night?
Guy 2: Well she wouldn't let me have sex but I featherdusted her a little.

Example 2
Girl: Don't you have a boyfriend?
Slutty Girl: Yeah but we were only featherdusting, that doesn't count as cheating!
by oliviz May 4, 2009
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