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Creature Feature

A weird, creepy or otherwise strange person that is undesirable to be around. This is someone who creeps you the fuck out.
Did you see that weird ass guy who kept staring you down? He was a total creature feature!!
by Lynnze November 2, 2011
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feature creep

Delay extending the release date of a product due to the manufacturers wanting to add 'new and improved' functions to the product
Feature creap can prolong a release date with infinate delay. see Vaporware
Duke Nukem Forever was a victim of feature creep and is now Vaporware
by Kommando July 8, 2004
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negative feature

A bad feature that is marketed as a good one.
There's not cut-copy-paste metaphor in my operating system. Isn't that fantastic?!
by Bungalow Bill November 2, 2001
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peasant features

Possessing facial features common among poor rural people, such as receding chins, lazy eyes, low brows, horsey face, etc. Possibly the result of centuries of living in a shallow gene pool.
What do you think about Raylene?" "Are you serious? She has no chin. She totally has peasant features.
by Jimbo E. November 22, 2011
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The bouncy flashy taskbar button feature

A 'feature' of Windows XP and a type of Disobedient Computer Syndrome.

You can see a perfect example of this if you set the taskbar to autohide, and have say MSN Messenger running (and have disabled 'display alerts when a new message is recieved')

Whenever a new message comes in, the taskbar button for it will flash (or at least remain highlighted) until you click on it. As well, the taskbar itself will pop-up and you cannot get it to autohide until that button stops flashing (ie, you click on it to see what it is).

A *very* annoying feature as you might have several windows and programs running at once and may be focused on something which having to respond to a message (and seeing that bloddy button flashing like some attention craving person that refuses to wait for you and/or cannot understand that you're also doing other things and/or talking to other people) will break your concentration. Having busy or away mode will not stop this feature.

Pop-up's on websites and other windows demanding attention will also do it.

There is no apparent way to turn this feature off, making it one of the most aggrivating features in Windows XP.
A user is working in photoshop or watching a DVD with MSN set to away or busy when one of his contacts keeps messaging him, causing this wonderfull feature to distract him.

User: Hmmmm, looks like someone wants me to block him.
by Guest March 9, 2005
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Features

Another word for cunt. Can be used on it's own or along with cunt.
Jim shit the fuck up you features.

Nobody likes that kid Paul, he's such a cunt-features.
by Pimp-Master J May 15, 2006
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Cunt Features

To be a likened to the female gentials in the facial area
His face was so mishapened, he had some terrible Cunt Features

Shut the fuck up Cunt Features
by Emmanuelle the first January 10, 2008
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