feast of ponies

a threesome position where in the dude lies down and one girl mounts him, the other sits on his face and then the girls make out while the dude goes to town.

every dude wants to do a feast of ponies

by dreadedskullet January 6, 2006

feastivity

A combination of the words "feast" and "festivity." A celebration which involves plenty of eating. (Plural is feastivities.)

Thanksgiving is the most-popular feastivity in the entire year.

by itfitz March 29, 2009

freaksauce

The freakiest of the freaks.

Have you met dave? He is a total freaksauce.

by beastface1234567891011 August 24, 2010

Feast on the Pussy February

Feast on the Pussy February is where you eat out a girl each day of February. You have to eat her out until she cums at least once a day in February.

Yo Ryan, my girl wants to do Feast on the Pussy February! You should ask yours if she is willing to do it as well!

by Lightskinidris December 3, 2017

pre-feast

The act of eating a moderate and inexpensive meal prior to eating at an expensive restaurant in order avoid ordering a full portion; thus saving money, fulfilling your hunger and enjoying a quality meal.

Friends: Hey lets go out to eat at Gratzi Italian Bistro!
You: Sounds good, but I'm gonna pre-feast with some McChicken sandwiches first. I'll meet you there in a bit.

by waggy04 June 17, 2009

Piano Feast

A dinner gathering with Piano music accompanying the meal.

Last Thanksgiving was a Piano Feast when the cousins played for hours.

by zizithecat July 30, 2019

The Shullman Feast

A incredibly large meal enough to cure world hunger. It involves ordering an insurmountable amount of fried chicken fingers with sides of calorically dense mac & cheese and a heaping portion of french fries. Why not add 3 cups of dressing on to it as well. To top of the meal have 10 ounces of ice cream with toppings galore.

Eric, a horny and hairy man, ordered "The Shullman Feast" he was unaware that the restaurant had no more food left for the rest of its customers because it was all used on him. He immediately became overweight and was eligible for gastric bypass surgery

by Boca561WHATWHAT September 5, 2011