Drinking yourself to the point of retardation where you can only pronounce two-syllable words, dance like an albatross, drop one out of three drinks that enter your hand, slap a waitress on the ass, and/or throw lit candles at women.
Someone should make sure the bar has good insurance and a working fire extinguisher because I'm definitely getting Lejo-faced tonight.
by Keeper of the Peace February 23, 2010
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Get the Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier mug.A friend on facebook that updates their status too much, puts up constant mundane status changes and seems to spend every minute of their life on facebook.
"Did you see another one of Dave's boring facebook updates?"
"Yeah, he's on there all the time, he's such a facedork."
"Yeah, he's on there all the time, he's such a facedork."
by Roy2009 July 18, 2009
Get the facedork mug.When someone has dry and/or flaky skin on their face, generally around the cheeks and nose.
Facedruff can also refer to individual flakes that have already fallen from the face.
Facedruff can also refer to individual flakes that have already fallen from the face.
"Dude, you need to sort your facedruff RIGHT NOW."
"I know, but I ran out of exfoliator."
"Dude, that's a bit gay."
"I know, but I ran out of exfoliator."
"Dude, that's a bit gay."
by Flanny&Frank July 29, 2009
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Get the Double faced mug.when you drink a large amount of gin, bombay sapphire if you're a respectable bloke, and suddenly your face feels like its 100 lbs and you act crazy
Steve: Damn, Max was totally gin-faced last weekend off that Bombay
Tom: Hey man, shit happens when youre gin-faced.
Steve: Ain't that the truth.
Tom: Hey man, shit happens when youre gin-faced.
Steve: Ain't that the truth.
by taylorgangwiz412 June 17, 2012
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