A website where fake girls can "write on each other's walls" saying how much they "LOVE" each other. In addition to this, Facebook is a place where people post random pictures and status updates that no one gives a shit about anyways. Facebook is also great for annoying teenagers that always add in on other people's wall post conversation, just so that they can maybe get some attention because they feel neglected that no one will comment on their new photo album titled "Panama City Beach with family!" or "My new bass guitar!".
This great website is also a place where you can stalk anyone you want at any given time. As if Myspace wasn't enough...
This great website is also a place where you can stalk anyone you want at any given time. As if Myspace wasn't enough...
(Typical teenage status update):
Karen: "OMG I HATE my life!!! Everything sucks.. :("
Thom: uhh..... why would you broadcast this facebook...
(Another status update):
Joe: YES! I just beat Modern Warfare 2 in 4 hours on Veteran!!!
Brad: ... does anyone care?
Karen: "OMG I HATE my life!!! Everything sucks.. :("
Thom: uhh..... why would you broadcast this facebook...
(Another status update):
Joe: YES! I just beat Modern Warfare 2 in 4 hours on Veteran!!!
Brad: ... does anyone care?
by Spazzx April 28, 2010
facebook is for ppl who know everything about you and what you do before you have even met them OR for... ppl with crushes who are too weird to let you know to your face....YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
by brfgmvxd March 06, 2009
A place where people who never talk to you in real life add you so that they will have more "virtual" friends.
It is also a place where people upload hundred's of photos of themselves in the hope that someone may think they're cool.
It is also a place where people upload hundred's of photos of themselves in the hope that someone may think they're cool.
Dave: wtf? how does she have 2000 facebook friends, she doesn't even have any real life friends
Mary: I'm going straight home to upload these photos to my facebook. I'm soooo cool!
Mary: I'm going straight home to upload these photos to my facebook. I'm soooo cool!
by Julian isgay September 15, 2008
by PohTayToez April 27, 2007
A social networking site for your real name, real schools, and the like. A good idea, in theory. In reality, nothing more than a way for people from your past who you have long since forgotten and have no interest in knowing to look you up so they can tell you how many ignorant uneducated chav kids they have now.
Witness supposedly mature adults at your college/uni/pub/job arguing and getting upset over somebody not adding them back or ignoring them etc etc...
With any luck it will dissolve and fade away like myspace and bebo etc etc.
Witness supposedly mature adults at your college/uni/pub/job arguing and getting upset over somebody not adding them back or ignoring them etc etc...
With any luck it will dissolve and fade away like myspace and bebo etc etc.
p1: Hey, you have a facebook, we went to school together a billion years ago, I sat behind you in geography, how are you, look at my gorgeous hubby and kids, how great am I...
p2: Ackkkk, not this shit again...
p2: Ackkkk, not this shit again...
by lsd-25 May 31, 2013
by guyofgisbourne December 07, 2009
Stalking made easy!
An easy way to communicate with friends and strangers depending on who you add. You can also post photos and videos.
An easy way to communicate with friends and strangers depending on who you add. You can also post photos and videos.
Dude #1-"Did you see my new sicky sicky ganar ganar pics on facebook?!"
Dude #2-"No me and my stalker were chatting."
Dude #2-"No me and my stalker were chatting."
by Juneffer June 03, 2009