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obama excuse

The obama excuse is used when somebody accuses you of racism in a public area like work or something. For example, an employee named Tyrone feels that he was racially harrased by his fat white redneck boss Ermey at walmart.
The obama excuse is best used to get out of situations when someone accuses you of racism like in a traffic stop.

example bellow
Tyrone: "Mr. Ermey, I am done cleaning the bathroom and pushing carts, what would you like me to work on next?"

Ermey: " How about you pick them "cotton" socks boy?"

Tyrone: "what da fuck?"
sometime later
news reporter: A walmart employee is sueing walmart for 5 million dollars in damages due to racist comments and harrasment by a manager.

Lawyer: " By the holly bible of god, Mr. Ermey Are you racist towards black people?"

Ermey: " Not me, I voted for obama!"

Lawyer: "see ,see your honor, my client is not racist he voted for obama, see!!"

greedy lawyer:"The obama excuse saved walmart once agian in court, yea!"

Ermey: " No way, I voted for Obama and he is black!"
by topmountain August 18, 2010
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To silence someone instantly by shoving your dick in their mouth.
Girl: I was like No! IM going out with Tom and she was like NO I AM and so I was like nu uh I am and she was like no way I am and I was like-
Guy: Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth
Girl: What?-urghlughg!
by Jake Broholm April 5, 2010
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um excuse me

something all cool people say when there is awkward silence. if you are talking to someone and they stop responding but you don't want to be a pain, just say um excuse me. it always works.
"so...."
-awkward silence-
''um excuse me"
instant messgae/ text
"hi"
"hi"

"wu"
"nm"
..........................
"um excuse me"
by cow125 October 6, 2012
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excuse me

What you say when you fart. (Britain)
American: Excuse me.
British: -snigger-
by Desmondly December 9, 2008
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excuse me, but i have to go to the pissa

a phrase used when you need to go to the bathroom, such as when making natural pee; best used in a typical, generic, angry Ms. Hasz British accent.
by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003
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Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy

A humorous misheard song lyric in the song "Purple Haze." The actual lane is "Excuse me while I kiss the sky."

Today, it is used as an umbrella term for misheard lyrics in various songs.
Fun Fact: Sometimes, when Jimi Hendrix performed this song, he would actually say "Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy" to screw with the audience.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 12, 2022
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doctors excuse

A handy printable document that can get you out of life's most horrific situations
"Yo bro -- I need a doctors excuse because I went on a booze binge this weekend and missed three days of school. Know where I can get one?"

"Yeah brah, just hit up bestfakedoctornotes.com and print one out."
by CharlesMacneil August 28, 2013
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