wank like an Egyptian

Using your imagination to wank and no use of porn.

While is was in the shower I had no porn so I decided to wank like an Egyptian

by SirSheepy February 19, 2011

Going Egypt

To go off the grid. Usually someone who does not use electricity. In response to the Egyptian president taking protesters electricity. Also used if someone shuts the lights off in a place.

Example 1:
Hippie: Man, I don't buy into the corporations energy monopoly, I'm Going Egypt.
Example 2:
Person 1: DUDE THIS IS CRAZY RAVE PARTY!
*Shut off lights suddenly*
Person 1: WE GOING EGYPT!

by mm456 February 27, 2011

elipticate

To use an eliptical; the motion done when using an eliptical. VERB

I'm going to go elipticate.

by Jenna R January 7, 2008

Eription

An erection capable of rupturing a woman's cervix and/or general pelvic area. Usually resulting in pain, massive internal bleeding, and death.

"I would love to fuck that chick"
"Dude, your too big. It would be an ERIPTION!!!"

by WILLY A willy a March 16, 2010

egyptian zipline

A hard-on that you get at night which keeps you from sleeping.

The teacher asked Tommy why he failed his test. He said it was because he had an egyptian zipline last night.

by Egyptianzipline4lyfe November 1, 2013

egyptian tea

After a hard workout, When you are covered I sweat you perform a tea bag on someone.

Ahh man i gave her a Egyptian tea before I dumped her

by RjCanada August 23, 2017

Egyptian Shitstorm

An advanced sexual prank to perform during ejaculation. To practice this prank, you must pretend to ejaculate into your partners mouth, but right as you climax, turn around and perform the shitstorm onto their face. This is a highly advanced technique in which you need to perfectly time your shitstorm together with the ejaculation.

Girl 1: "How was he in bed girlll?"

Girl 2: "He performed the Egyptian Shitstorm on me..."

Girl 1: "Oh no"

by EgyptianShitstorm February 19, 2021