Eription

An erection capable of rupturing a woman's cervix and/or general pelvic area. Usually resulting in pain, massive internal bleeding, and death.

"I would love to fuck that chick"
"Dude, your too big. It would be an ERIPTION!!!"

by WILLY A willy a March 16, 2010

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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY

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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

by Goblin gobly deez nuts April 18, 2022

Ereption

An ejaculation occurring while the penis is not erect. This often catches the male off guard and makes a horrible mess

Shit, I didn't see this ereption coming.

by Prince J Albert March 4, 2008

bimbo eruption

1. A scandal in which a woman publicly accuses a male politician of illicit behavior, such as sexual harassment or an extramarital affair.

2. Media attention focusing on an alleged inappropriate relationship between a woman and a male politician.

Coined by Betsey Wright while working as deputy chair of the 1992 Clinton presidential campaign.

We’ve got real issues to talk about, not the latest bimbo eruption.

by monkey1235 January 1, 2012

Volcanic Eruption

When a guy's blows a massive wad of cum from his penis

As Kiersten was sucking Chads balls A Volcanic Eruption occurred atop of her head ran down her back and into her butt crack!

by SlopNChop November 30, 2016

eruption

What happens when you mix two-hand tapping and early shredding at 120+ bpm and throw it on a Charvel Strat ripped apart and put back together. The very beginnings of modern guitar virtuosity, and the basis upon which every shred solo written was built. The pinnacle of precise skill, speed and progression.

Also, a very kickass Van Halen song.

I just played Eruption up to speed, and now I can't peel this orange.

by El Gordo October 20, 2004

Eruption Disruption

Eruption Disruption

Eruption Disruption occurs when Volcanic ash interferes with air travel.

Air travel is either canceled or halted in fear of planes crashing because of Volcanic ash.

My fucking flight was just canceled because of of Eruption Disruption!

How the hell am I going to get home Now!

by Len Dog April 16, 2010