ryan ewing

A cock blistered faggot

Kid 1: look at that Ryan Ewing looking kid
Kid 2: ya I know, I bet he vapes too

by Big Chune1010 June 1, 2016

ETing

To slowly touch the end of another man's penis with the end of your own penis, resembling the point where fingers touch in the film E.T.

A: I'm bored, fancy a bit of ETing?
B: You're fucking sick
...
B: Actually yeah go for it, could be fun

"I remember him, we ETed in primary school ... no idea why"

by John Bitch April 5, 2009

Effing Stallion

(n) a person that just deserves a medal for existing. often referred to as the true unsung heroes of our time, no great feats are required from them, only that their presence is exalted. statues are often erected in their honor.

That Adrian Hixenbaugh(see The Effing Stallion) is such an effing stallion. Man RJ, we need to erect a statue of him.

by crue83 November 2, 2009

Eringobragh

1. ) A contraption commonly found in the purse of females from Ireland.

2.) An Irish douche.

Sandy says, "Help me, Barbara. I seem to be leaking out of my vagina."

Barbara says, "Oh, don't worry, Dear Sandy. You can borrow my Eringobragh."

by Harrison Ford April 30, 2006

Effing A

1. Even though it's real meaning is "fucking ass", it is mostly used when telling someone "Damn right"

2. It is also used to tell someone that you did not just get what they said, but you're pretending to get it. This would be used with a questioning tone of voice.

3. Also, it can be used to diss someone. In this case, "effing a" would mean "fucking asshole". While saying this, it could aslo mean "what the hell" at the same time.

4. The term really started being used after it was on the movie "Dodgeball".

1. Girl,"I want you to fuck me."
Guy,"Effing a!"

2. Girl,"I was so like, oh my gosh, awesome at that thing a couple days ago and like it was so just ya."
Guy,"Effing a?"

3. Guy 1,"haha, I did your girlfriend last night hommie."
Guy 2,"dude, effing a."

4. Cotton,"That was sure amazing!"
Pepper,"Effing a Cotton, effing a!"

by Scott September 19, 2006

ewing

v. ewinged, ewinging, ewings

v.tr
1. to cause (eg. a party) to split into two sub-parties, due to mutual incompatibility between the guests.

v.intr
2. (of a party) to split into two sub-parties

Background:

Named after John Ewing, legend in several fields, whose flatwarming party was the first to display this trait, after half of the guests decamped to the kitchen on the arrival of several of his classmates from university.

"The party really ewinged after those twunts arrived."
"Oh dear, we've ewinged this party."

by Dave Murris November 21, 2004

eingebläut

The state of having had one's first police beating, meaning one is 'blooded' as an agitator.

Hans left the cell bruised, but glad, for he was now eingebläut.

by slowbear December 9, 2008