by icehot1 March 26, 2021
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guy 1: "I was so tit-faced last night"
guy 2: "yeah, I could tell, you were in and about that fatty all night"
guy 1: "oh jesus, now I remember, did I try to conquer her mount everbreasts?"
guy 2: "you had to be revived by paramedics mate"
guy 1: "Sir Edmund would be ashamed"
guy 2: "yeah, I could tell, you were in and about that fatty all night"
guy 1: "oh jesus, now I remember, did I try to conquer her mount everbreasts?"
guy 2: "you had to be revived by paramedics mate"
guy 1: "Sir Edmund would be ashamed"
by Mirrorrim August 18, 2007
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Ariel: I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue. But mermaids are going missing, they end up in someone's stew.......
Jasmin: hey I'm ok but I'm slightly scarred my husband's a mark on the war on terror, Aladdin has been taken by the CIA......
Bell: This town's gone crazy since I married Adem, they think I'm going straight to Hell! But the charges laid in me, for Bestiality, could wind up getting me put in a cell!......
Pocahontas: after John smith traveled back to England, I helped my people cultivate the field. More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit, but they greeted us with guns and germs and steel.
Ariel: I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue. But mermaids are going missing, they end up in someone's stew.......
Jasmin: hey I'm ok but I'm slightly scarred my husband's a mark on the war on terror, Aladdin has been taken by the CIA......
Bell: This town's gone crazy since I married Adem, they think I'm going straight to Hell! But the charges laid in me, for Bestiality, could wind up getting me put in a cell!......
Pocahontas: after John smith traveled back to England, I helped my people cultivate the field. More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit, but they greeted us with guns and germs and steel.
by Balletspaz February 21, 2014
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by 4NDR3WHU5513 December 31, 2017
Get the Best Guy Ever mug.Canada's hero! Jordan Eberle is a Canadian hockey player currently playing in the WHL for the Regina Pats. Eberle was drafted in the 1st round 22nd overall by the Edmonton Oilers. He has thrown a Canadian Jersey over his head 3 times, once in the IIHF Ivan Hlinka Tournament, once in the IIHF U-18 Championships and lastly, for the World Juniors where he got his nickname as "Canada's hero". Scoring with 5.4 seconds on the clock, on Team Russia's Vadim Zhelobnyuk to tie the game.
Guy : Did you win your game last night?
Guy 2 : Yeah, I pulled a Jordan Eberle late in the game to send it to overtime where we won!
Guy 2 : Yeah, I pulled a Jordan Eberle late in the game to send it to overtime where we won!
by HockeyFan33 November 4, 2009
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