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Desmond

Desmond is a kind, shy, bubbly, free spirted, youthful but airheaded and clumsy boy.He can also be kinda mean, snobby and follower but despite that he is a very sweet soul who loves to make people happy even if he isn't always happy himself. He is everyones bestfriend and even a better boyfriend don't take a Desmond for granted.
That new boy is a total Desmond!
by Tydie November 6, 2018
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reputation dysmorphia

The misperception of one's own personhood.

A (psychological) anxiety disorder in which the affected person is excessively complementary of his or her own character; has an exaggerated sense of self-worth and importance; overvalues his or her intellect, talents and beauty; and overestimates his or her popularity.
If George W. Bush thought he is universally loved he would clearly be suffering from a case of reputation dysmorphia.
by Videlma December 4, 2010
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tan dysmorphia

always thinking you’re too pale or never tanned enough

addiction to tanning, fake tan or tanning beds
girl 1: “i tanned again, i look so pale”
girl 2: “i think you have tan dysmorphia
girl 1: “i think you’re right”
by dragonqueen123 October 9, 2023
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Desmond

A very lovable, funny, and sexy hybrid male in the prime of his life. Upon birth, he was dropped into a pool of sexiness by his mother, the Polish deity Zaria, the goddess of beauty. He is commonly referred to as a god of sex, love, strength, beer, intelligence and sex. No woman can resist his charm. When drunk, he has an irresistible urge to hug others and his skill on the xbox 360 increases exponentially. Not to mention, he once spooned with a porcupine. So contact Desmond, and you can play with his needle.
Wow, you were a total Desmond last night.
by ACPsucks December 3, 2011
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desmond

A lower second class, or 2:2 degree.
Inspired by South African Desmond Tutu.

Claims about the term 'tutu' are inherently redundant (2:2 <-- duh).

Many claim to have invented the term, the truth is multiple people invented it at different times, in different places and continue to do so believing they are the first.

In the UK, the 'Desmond' is part of a logical sequence using well-known figures:

First - Geoff (Geoff Hurst, footballer)
2:1 - Billy (Billy Gunn, wrestler)
2:2 - Desmond (Desmond Tutu, bishop)
Third - Thora (Thora Hird, actress)

You get nothing for a fail.
"Mike's probably getting a Desmond, Bill a Thora, and Phil needs a Billy or above to get into Kings."
by UrbanDef June 4, 2006
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Dismount

When a person exits his or her mouth of the dip they have been dipping.
Jaymes dismounted so he can make out with his woman.
by Bandito loves Jaymes October 5, 2017
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Boyfriend Dysmorphia

When your friend thinks a guy is hot … but he is so not. For example, when a girl thinks a nice, but short, fat, bald man 10 years older than her is hot ...
Girl, you have boyfriend dysmorphia if you think that sad old geek is hot.
by AkAussie September 21, 2018
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