Douchematic

Someone who naturally acts like a douche without the knowledge of doing so.

My friend is always a douche without knowing it. He is such a douchematic.

by ThatOneasshole25 December 13, 2019

DOUCHELAROO

Usually used for a male to male but can be a female using it on a male.
When somebody does something to ruin the moment or a plan
Not meant to be interpreted to inflict a fight, used on a friend to friend level.
When you call someone that it’s usually the last word !!

Your friend calls you to cancel plans made weeks ago to go to a sold out concert at the last minute because it’s his wedding anniversary day !!!!!!
“Are you kidding me you didn’t remember it was your ANIVERSARY !!! You are such a DOUCHELAROO!!!

by Wonteverstop December 16, 2020

Douchearostomy

Is a surgical procedure to remove as many Douchebag traits from an individual’s brain as possible .

Was just at doc where he performed a minor Douchearostomy

by anonymous December 18, 2021

Douchehatting

Yeah

Trey was douchehatting like crazy

by Marc1245 December 10, 2022