Douchefag

A person that exhibits the qualities of both a Douchbag/Docher and a queer/fag simultaneously!!!

Wow, that pussbag, wannabe emo just tried to fight me...What a douchefag!

by wood9412 February 13, 2009

Doucheacrat

A derogatory and pretty funny name for a Democrat or a liberal. It is derived from the term douchebag and the fact that many of the things they do make them look brainless or that impede your progress of what you're doing.

That doucheacrat over there is trying to stop people from protesting abortion.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005

douchefag

Someone who is rude, ignorant, egotistical and/or has bad body odour.

That guy Gavin is a real douchefag for wearing white socks with dress clothes.

by nathenalexdan October 18, 2008

Doucheassarrhea

(doosh-ass-ehr-ee-a), noun. Origins: Rhinebeck, NY, c. 2007.

1. The excrement that liquifies in one's colon and gushes forth from the anal orifice subsequent to the act of accidentally sodomizing oneself with a douche whilst attempting to use vaginally. 2. Any unsolicited diarrhea of the mouth.

I was trying to give myself an abortion the other night with turpentine in a turkey baster, and I got some *serious* doucheassarrhea.

by Dildhe April 7, 2008

Douchebachery

The art of combining many Douche Bag moves into a grouping across more than two Douche Bags. Includes Douche Bag actions toward friends, family and even strangers.

Those two have really shown some Douchebachery tonight between their many Douche Bag actions

by steveo242 September 29, 2009

Doucheache

When a douchebag cause you pain.

This guy is giving me a doucheache.

by MaryFair June 30, 2011

Douchefag

Someone who is a douchebag, and also homosexual at the same time.

Coolguy: Hey man, have you got the time?

Ash: Let me look at my gay-beastial porn in peace, u little cunt!!

Coolguy: :| what a douchefag

by Gazzmanian-Devil April 20, 2009