douchebubble

An airheaded prick who has exceeded the limit of moronic douchebaggery.

He tried to fuck my girlfriend while shitting on a hornet's next. What a douchebubble.

by Jibbity Jed November 20, 2009

douchebitch

Any person, male or female, who is both a douchebag and a bitch

Don't be such a douchebitch!

by Shooter667 October 30, 2010

Douchebitch

A douchebitch is a girl who acts like a douchebag. That girl that you see/know and the first word that comes to mind when you think of her is "douchy". She is like the bitch who is not just a bitch but she actually thinks she is cool and that people like her. Main problem here is that she is oblivious to the fact that she is a complete douche and girls and guys alike find her annoying and hope she doesn't come to parties/outings and annoy people. She is a girl we have to tell people about before they meet her. When they do they are like "oooooh yeah ok that girl! Yup I totally know what you mean!"

Wow, that girl (insert name here) is such a douchebitch. Tonight she actually thought the shit she was saying about other people was funny. She even made a joke about fat people and said racist shit to my (some culture) roommate and thought is was okay. Not to mention the fact that she spent the whole night texting 8 different guys then talked crap about all of them to everyone. She fucked them all already and had three of them come to the party. She also told me we are lucky she came to our party because she is so busy and barely had time yet she drank all our alcohol and stayed all night. She's on the couch with two dudes with her shoes on, passed out with her boobs out. Oh wait no the dudes are leaving now. What a fuckin douchebitch.

by CallItLikeItIs October 4, 2012

Douchebot

Douchebot is a fictional series of robots designed specifically for providing douches to the general public. The latest model design is currently the Douchebot 5000. This model introduced new innovations, such as the Fish-O-Meter, which utilizes sensors specifically for detecting unclean female genitalia.

"Douchebot is ready. Please prepare for service."

"You hear that Shelly got chased down by a Douchebot?"
"Yeah, man. That's why they be calling her Smelly Shelly! That ho stanks!"

by Some Kids Call Him Zombie November 9, 2012

douchette

an ignorant girl; stupid girl

"That douchette kicked me in the shin."

by Poast-Toastee September 10, 2003

Douchebait

A person (or persons) influencing or personally changing the aroma and/or secretions of the female vagina. Forcing the female to participate in a vaginal cleaning otherwise know as douching!

"God Lori, I had sex with John last night and now my pussy stinks! I am never sleeping with that Douchebait again!"

by Melissa & Phoebe December 21, 2005

douchecunt

When someone acts of a disrespectful nature towards 1 or a groups of persons, using derogatory insults aimed at ones race and/or ethnicity.

This lady on the tram was acting like a douchecunt towards all the coloured people aboard.

by meta4or November 29, 2011