Dolphinhead

Dolphinhead: 1. A term used to describe a human being with an expansive forehead, and prominent eyes that are noticeably further apart than the average person.

There are varying degrees of Dolphinheadism. This range starts from: "a touch of"- to - "serious Flipper syndrome"

There is no cure. Sunglasses and bangs can detract from the extra width between the eyes and excess forehead acreage.

"I was watching Shepard Smith interview "Bree" from Desperate Housewives, when it occurred to me they both had serious Dolphinhead!"

by anonymous May 23, 2012

Moaning Dolphin

When you and your partner (boy or girl) are in the ocean and you take your bathing suits off and are completely naked and you have anal sex and the one receiving screams like a dolphin.

"Yo when I was on vacation, the one day there weren't any people at the beach so me and my girlfriend went in the ocean and I gave her a moaning dolphin."
"Nice"

by Jamarcus Fat March 23, 2010

James the Nigga hatin' dolphin

Alias of former tv star Flipper the dolphin. On Chappelle's Show, he was put into the community pool to scare off all the black folks because he hates them.

Man 1: Holy shit its James the Nigga hatin' dolphin.

White Man: They called him Flipper, Flipper, faster than white lightening.

by mistahtom June 28, 2006

dolphin snack

When penetrating a female partner from behind and you go to sneak it into her ass and she tries to smack your cock away screaming "EEEE!" "EEEE!" "EEEE!" "EEEE!" In displeasure; sounding like a beached dolphin.

Damn dude, I tried to give your sister a dolphin snack last night and now my cocks bruised! Obviously she is not a fan of seafood.

by PatMyStayPuftGrion April 13, 2014

The Spooning Dolphin

The Spooning Dolphin is an eccentric sex position. It follows a similar starting positing as 69, but while the man is giving the woman oral, they start doing somersaults. As you increase in velocity, the woman will eventually make a sound of pleasure similar to the sound of a dolphin.

"Man. That girl was crazy! We tried The Spooning Dolphin in her hallway and broke a vase!"

by Spooningdolphin69 March 7, 2013

dolphin trainer

The profession a guy tells a prospective mate or sexual encounter to impress her and endear himslf or get laid particularly if his real job is minimum wage shit...

Fighter Pilot is also suitable stand in!

Female - "so what do you do for a living"
Guy (who is actually a janitor) - "I'm a dolphin trainer"
Female - "AWWWW that is so sweet"
Guy - "Yeah just love those little guys".."wanna come back to my place"

Never fails......

by Drew Dunstone May 18, 2007

My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndrome

This syndrome has been made popular by Rebeecca Black's "Friday" song.

The syndrome has been relatively ignored until this point. This has been a condition that effects all ages and races. Some of the signs of My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndrome (a.k.a. MHISADS) is the need to roll down the window in the car when you are "kicking it" in the front-seat or in the back-seat with your friends, then sliding your arm out and moving your hand and forearm up and down in a fashion which appears like a dolphin riding a bow of a ship.

Ryan - "Yeah, i was taking Nick home and all of a sudden, he started moving his hand up and down out the window like a damn dolphin"

Kevin - "Wow! I guess he caught that My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndrome. That's crazy! Hope you don't get it"

by einsBAMF69 May 17, 2011