douschebaggery

Of or relating to a dousche bag.

The Christian Scientists arguments were pure douschebaggery

by Adam C Henderson September 1, 2008

dofus

Dofus (pronounced doe-fuss) is a flash based MMORPG developed by Ankama Studios of France. You can choose between twelve different character classes. It is free to play... except if you pay to play there are a lot more places to go and you can even have a pet.

I stayed up too late playing dofus last night because I wanted to level my Sadida in the Gobball Dungeon.

by clockstopped October 29, 2007

dotus knuckle

Noun: a lump visible through pants made by a mans dangle aka penis
aka
moose knuckle

1.dude, your pants are too tight i can see your dotus knuckle
2.DUDE LOOK HOW BIG MY DOTUS KNUCKLE IS

by devon leitch February 17, 2009

Douschebag McAlister

Another branch off the word doushebag just higher up on the doushebagery scale.

dude 1: Man that guy is a doushebag! he did my girlfriend
dude 2: Make that a Douschebag McAlister dude he also did your mom...

by emanyell October 9, 2010

dousch bag

1. A bag for vaginal discharge at the end of the day

2. A complete fag

3. Something you jokingly call your friend when he/she is being retarded

1. "Hey Sally, can you help me find my dousch bag, some moron at that fourgy we had last night threw it somewhere..."

2. "Man, that guy in those fugly leather pants that tried to dance up on me at the club last night was a total dousche bag."

3. "Hey dousch bag, your cutting those carrots all wrong!!"

by Franscine the bitch October 20, 2006

docuflotsam

-n (dok-yuh-flot-suh m)
A nonsensical documentary overflowing with conspiratorial theories rather then on established fact. They tend to be fearmongering films created for shock value.

I felt like Alex from Clockwork Orange, forced to watch repugnant images, repulsive people rant, etc... without being able to look away from the screen when our politics teacher screened that political agenda based documentary. That horrid docuflotsam was merely a campaign commercial for the former governor of Alaska.

by Tsarstepan January 6, 2015

White docks

White dock Martins, not to be confused with regular black dock martins that are worn as a fashion statement. To earn a pair of white dock Martins you have a train ran on you by the majority of a sports team whether that be high school level or professional level. And kind of sport will do as well. If you get a train ran on you then as the sporting geature goes, the team pitches in and buys you a pair of white dock martins, some wear white docks because they want to but most wear them as a symbol of their hoe ass ways.

Literally anyone: yo man when did cindy get white docks?
Varsity football linemen: o ya bro me and the other noskillmen ran train about 15 cars long (15 cars=15 cocks)

The person asking: gees man I hope shes ok.
Football dude: probably not, most of us busted in her

by Jimbean69 November 22, 2020